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XWA Saturday Night Carnage
**LIVE** from the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts
September 30th 2000

XWA screen shows up, as XWA Saturday Night Carnage begins with pyros and fireworks blasting throughout the Fleet Center. The camera goes to the ring where "Little" Lance Reynolds has got the mic
"Little" Lance Reynolds: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the voice of the X-treme Wrestling Alliance, the original mutt, Rex Rottwyler!!!
Crowd cheers and start a mix of "Rex" and "Holy Shit" chants
Rex Rottwyler: Does everybody here in Beamtown wanna hear it??
Crowd pops enormously
Rex Rottwyler: Okay, HOLY SHIT!!!
Crowd cheers, while Rex is laughing
Rex Rottwyler: We are live from Boston, Massachusetts where right now, the Co-Commissioner..(Rex holds his laughter) Josh Silver will make an announcement "that will shock the world". So please give a warm welcome to the Co-Commissioner of the XWA, Josh Silver!
Commercial Break
Rex: Still no Silver! so...it’s now time for our first…
Creed “What If” starts up and out walks Josh Silver to an enormous amount of boos!
Rex: Well I guess it’s time for the damn Co-Commish of the XWA to make his damn speech!
TNT: All rise for the walk of the ring of the greatest Commish ever!
Rex: Stop sucking up Dublin! Silver has the mic and he is ready to speak.
Josh Silver: When I first introduced myself 3 weeks ago I told you all I was the People’s Commissioner! I told you I would give you what you wanted! Well I did! You loved The Wiz; you wanted him to be pushed! So what do I do? I freaken give him a push and you fans whine and moan and boo him! Why? Who knows! Then last week Tokyo comes out and makes Nick Davis the Co-Commissioner and you cheer him? Surprise, Surprise. You always cheer the pusses you pathetic fans!
FANS ERUPT WITH LOTS OF BOOS!
Silver: Shut up before I fucking take all of your damn money! Henry Tokyo! The president of the XWA old era! He wants tradition while I want new! But what can he do? Nothing but drink Jack Daniels on his fat ass at home! He hires Davis to keep tradition alive. Bad move! Then you have the non-productive VP Erik Leblank. He sure helps right? Wrong! Since LeBlank has been gone for the whole new era I think I shall fire him now and take his spot over. So I am now introducing to you the new Vice President of the XWA!… ME!
BOOS COME FROM THE CROWD SUDDENLY THEY START CHEERING WHEN THEY SEE NICK DAVIS COMING FROM THE BACK
Nick Davis: Let me show you something Josh…
On the XWA Screen LeBlank is shown!
Erik: You know Silver you better keep you ass out of my business before I make you my business!
Silver is nuts
Nick Davis: Josh, keep your head on straight man. Tokyo did hire me to be your commissioner so everybody have a good night, and Silver, take an Advil!
*Davis starts walking back when “Follow the Black Brick Road” Starts up and out runs The Wiz with the Internet Title and hits Nick Davis off the ramp way and into the crowd!
Silver: Like I was saying before the pussy interrupted me, I hired The Wiz’s services because he was just like I. A True hero. The Wiz undoubtedly will be the next world champion. And to make sure of that I am scheduling The Wiz vs. Devin Borgir match a number 1 contenders match for the World Belt! Oh yeah there is a tiny thing I forgot to mention in this announcement. The Wiz is not the only member that I hired for the New Era! There will be 1 new member to my Enterprise! I will unveil him tonight, because tonight is the night Silver Enterprises has begun! Tokyo, you had your enterprise of goons, now I have mine of high-qualified athletes! Silver Enterprises will be unbeatable and unbreakable unlike Tokyo’s Enterprise. Hey, people don’t you all wish you were the commish?
Creed “What If” plays and Silver and The Wiz walk back to the back preparing for the number 1 contenders match!
Rex: That can quite frankly be the biggest announcement ever in XWA history!
TNT: TNT has to admit it that Gold has some guts naming his stable like Tokyo’s!
Rex: I am sure Tokyo will have a fit over Josh’s Enterprise! When we come back we have our opening bout, of the already very exciting addition of Saturday Night Carnage!
Commercial Break

Rex Rottwyler: Our first match for tonight is a Texas Death match, where one-half of the XWA World Tag Team Champions, the "Sheriff" Jack Dallas takes on Fates member, Blackjack. Dallas, who damn near broke Joker's neck on Tuesday X-treme, is on the hotline report, and if you want to find out, call on my XWA Hardcore Hotline. All I can say on this matter is that the "Sheriff" has no remorse for anybody.
TNT: Well duh, he's a Texan. People from Texas don't give a damn about anybody, and Callous proved that when he almost killed Jasper. Now Lackslack should beg for mercy, because TNT got a feeling that Shareef will knock his butt straight through hell.
Rex Rottwyler: Ok, so we're ready for the match, and Lance...take it away!
"Duel of the Fates" plays, as Blackjack walks down the aisle. Then, "Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays, as one-half of the XWA World Tag Team Champions, the "Sheriff" Jack Dallas makes his way to the ring
"Little" Lance Reynolds: This match is a special Texas Death match. In order to win the match, the wrestler has to be on the ground to the count of 10. Your referee for this match is Elmer Gonzalez. First, in the corner to my left, from Park Slope, New York....weighing in at 251 pounds....representing the Fates.....Blackjack!!
Crowd gives Blackjack a decent pop
"Little" Lance Reynolds: And his opponent, in the corner to my right, from Amarillo, Texas....weighing in at 285 pounds....one-half of the XWA World Tag Team Champions...the "Sheriff".... Jack Dallas!!
Crowd gives Jack Dallas a chorus of boos
Rex Rottwyler: Here we go, the start of the Texas Death match! Both men tie up, as Blackjack wins the collar and elbow and forces Dallas to the corner. The "Sheriff" now is trying to get an advantage but BJ is out wrestling him, and whips Dallas to the other corner, and gives him a running clothesline! He grabs Dallas and gives him a huge sidewalk slam. He's down, as the referee is counting, 1......2.......3.......4....and the "Sheriff" is back up. Blackjack tosses him again into the corner, he goes for another clothesline, but Dallas follows with a boot to the face, which doesn't phase him. Dallas elbows BJ on his forehead, and he feels that affect.
TNT: But you know what??!!....that elbow shot hurt Wallace's elbow more than it hurt DJ's forehead.
Rex Rottwyler: Indeed as he is favoring his elbow. The "Sheriff" whips himself to the ropes, and knocks Blackjack down with a leg clothesline!! Dallas whips himself again, and hits a nice leg drop on the the Fate member!! He's picking up BJ, and throws him over the top rope to the outside! The referee starts to count like it's a count-out, 1........2........3......4........5.....6..and Blackjack is up on his feet.
TNT: Isn't it very weird that the ref is counting BJ like it's a countout? The XWA's is losing it's hardcore image.
Rex Rottwyler: Tell me something that I don't know. Dallas is over the ropes, as he picks up BJ, and whips him to the guardrail hard. The former outlaw is charging at BJ, but Blackjack grabs a chair from a fan from his back, and out of nowhere hits Dallas over the head with the wooden chair!! Dallas no-sells the chair shot, and gives Blackjack a knife edge chop!! BJ doesn't feel the effect, as he grabs the timekeeper's bell and whacks the "Sheriff" the side of the face. He whacks him again......and again!
TNT: Jesus crackers, Cheryl is a brick wall that cannot tear down!!
Rex Rottwyler: What did you just call him? Oh oo, look at BJ whose got a steel chair.......wham!!! Right at the face of Dallas, and the big man is starting to wobble!! Will he make Joker proud? Well, he throws him back in the ring, as Dallas stands up wobbly. The "Sheriff" quickly knees him to the gut really hard!
TNT: Bluejack should have clotheslined him stiff, but he's dumb anyway!
Rex Rottwyler: Dallas whips Blackjack to the ropes, but BJ jumps on his head...hurracanrana....no..he's going for the ganso-bomb....holy shit!!
TNT: He's not going to get up from this!
Rex Rottwyler: Jack Dallas is now calling it The Last Stand. Blackjack is out like a light, and immovable. Gonzalez is counting, 1......2......3.....4......5......6......7.....8......9.....10...and the "Sheriff" wins the damn match. Here's Lance with the official word!
"Little" Lance Reynolds: The winner of this match....the "Sheriff"..Jack Dallas!!
Rex Rottwyler: Blackjack, thank heavens is moving, but is hurt from the devastating move, the Last Stand! Here comes the EMTs to help out BJ, and the fans are booing Dallas down the aisle. Plenty of more action to come, so don't go away!
Commercial Break
Rex Rottwyler: We're back, and it's time for the XWA World Lightweight title matchup between the XWA World Hardcore Lightweight Champion, NightStalker and the "Suicidal King" Joker. Joker, who has suffered an injury at the hands of the "Sheriff" Jack Dallas, will still wrestle tonight against doctors orders!
TNT: Yeah, and that ganso-bomb was a scare last match, and it was a scare when Rocker's neck was also bombed. There is no way, shape, or form he could out wrestle somebody who is 100% in the match like Nick Walker.
Rex Rottwyler: Alright, the competitors are making their grand entrances to the ring, as Lance will start the introductions.
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays, as the XWA World Hardcore Lightweight Champion, NightStalker walks down the aisle. Then, "Ant's Marching" by the Dave Matthews Band plays, as the "Suicidal King" Joker makes his way to the ring
"Little" Lance Reynolds: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the XWA World Lightweight Championship, with a 20-minute time limit. Your referee for this match is Freddly Watters. First, in the corner to my left, from Winnpeg, Manitoba, Canada....weighing in at 223 pounds.... the XWA World Hardcore Lightweight Champion ....NightStalker!!
Crowd gives NightStalker a huge pop
"Little" Lane Reynolds: And his opponent and challenger, in the corner to my right, from Beach Haven, New Jersey....weighing in at 221 pounds....the leader of the Fates...the "Suicidal King"....Joker!!
Crowd also gives Joker a huge pop
Rex Rottwyler: Joker, who is sporting the neck brace, is going to put his body on the line against doctors orders. If there will be some high-flying action in this matchup, then Joker will live up to his name as the "Suicidal King". Both NightStalker and Joker have hooked it up. Joker whips Nightie to the ropes, but Nightie reverses it, as Joker is whipped to the ropes and slides underneath Nightie.....he turns around and Joker jumops.. beautiful hurracanrana! Nighite is back up, and Joker picks him up, as he's going for the infamous airplane spin.....into a diamond cutter!! But Joker is holding his neck.
TNT: Poker is selling the neck injury.
Rex Rottwyler: Joker though goes for the cover, 1.......and NighStalker quickly gets out. Nightie is up, and jumps as he grabs his head in mid-air....tornado DDT!! Joker is out, and Nightie goes to the top rope.......Stalk-ton bomb! Cover by Nightie, 1......2......and Joker picks up the left shoulder!
TNT: Boy, did you see Joker's head dirve on the canvas when he got DDTed?!
Rex Rottwyler: I don't want to re-live it. Nightie picks him up, and chops him on the chest, but Joker chops back!
TNT: The chop wars of 2000 continues!
Rex Rottwyler: And they are going back and forth, and Joker is cutting down the cherry tree. He whips Stalker to the ropes and hits a nice flying leg clothesline! Nightie is still back up, and goes for a side kick, but Joker grabs the leg......dragon-screw leg-whip by Joker!! NightStalker falls to the outside, and Joker hits a springboard plancha on him!
TNT: Big mistake on the "Suicidal Queen", as you can see he's back on the neck again.
Rex Rottwyler: You might be right, and Joker is still fighting in this matchup, and he something from underneath the ring. He's got a ladder, wait...make that two ladders, as he slides them underneath the bottom ropes. He's still digging in, and he's pulling out two tables! The fans are going nuts, and he slides both of them underneath the ropes!
TNT: He's at it again, Lex.
Rex Rottwyler: What could he possibly...holy shit! He's got barbed wire! I think we'r gonna have our first BLT match!
TNT: Pretty ironic, because TNT's already eating a blt sandwich.
Rex Rottwyler: You're scaring me, and Joker has got the mic!
Joker: Hey, I always wanted to say this....it's a scary ring in there..with barbwires, and ladders, and tables..[points the mic to the crowd]
Crowd: OH MY!!
Joker: You guys kick ass..[takes the mic and stabs it over NightStalker's forehead]
Rex Rottwyler: Joker's stabbing Nightie with the microphone, and he's busted open! Very strange, but Joker opens up the mic, revealing a sharp razor! He throws Nightie back to the ring, and is setting up the ladders!
TNT: A mini-BLT match.
Rex Rottwyler: Joker is putting the tableon top of both ladders, and just created a scaffold. He has wrapped the barbed wire on the second table, as he puts it underneath both ladders! What are we going to see? Nightie from behind nails Joker with a stiff Tajiri kick in the back of Joker's neck! Ouch! Joker is down, but NightStalker picks him back up, and slams him down hard near the corner. He once again goes to the top rope, as he jumps.....Nightie misses the corkscrew 450 splash, as Joker moved out of the way! Both men are up, and Nightie is the first to do a move as he attempts a right punch, but Joker blocks the punch and goes for his rights and lefts! Joker whips NightStalker to the ropes.....big back body-drop! Stalker's back up, but Joker jumps on Nightie.....hurracanrana perfectly executed!! Joker picks up Nighite, but The escapes and hits Joker with the bare back! NightStalker picks up Joker again, and measures him, and he whips himself on the ropes, but Joker whips him to the barbwired table, and Nightie slides underneath the table to the outside!
TNT: Wow, TNT could use Nick Walker on the Dublinian Baseball Dream Team!
Rex Rottwyler: Well...hold on, look at Joker, as he jumps on the second turnbuckle.....somersault plancha on NightStalker to the outside!! Incredible, as Joker wastes no time, as he throws Nightie back in the ring, and gets a beer bottle and something else from a fan. He's back in the ring, and he dumps beer on the barbwired table!
TNT: You know what's coming up, Dex!
Rex Rottwyler: Oh no, not again...Joker's got lighte fluid and he lights up the table! Look how high the flames go, as it has reach from the second table which the ladders are holding.! Joker is standing on the second table and is trying to bring NightStalker with him. He's doing a huge mistake, and NightStalker spits out some blue type mist in the face of Joker! Joker can't see, and Nightie puts him underneath his legs....no...no...HOOOOLLLLLYYYY SHITTTTT!!
Crowd does the biggest "holy shit" chant in any wrestling arena
TNT: For the love of Larry!
Rex Rottwyler: NightStalker just powerbombed Joker through table, hitting the flaming barbwired table!
TNT: Nickie's the smartest person in the world, as he stood on the tope of the ladder instead of the table where Joker was standing. He's still on the top of the ladder!
Rex Rottwyler: Holy shit! Frozen Shade from the top of the ladder on Joker! Cover by Watters, 1......2.......3....and NightStalker regains the title, and the EMTs are rushing to the ring! End this sick mess already! Here's Lance with the announcement...my God!
"Little" Lance Reynolds: The winner of this match.....and........STILL.......XWA World Lightweight Champion.......NightStalker!!
Rex Rottwyler: NightStalker walks away with the gold, as he glances at Joker(who's on the stretcher), and he goes through the crowd, as the fans back him on the back. Meanwhile, EMTs are wheeling Joker out of here, and look out! Jack Dallas, with a chair hits Joker! Joker is on the floor, and Dallas is stomping him away! Wait, here comes the Fates(minus Blackjack), as they attack Jack Dallas form behind! The officials and security are holding them back, as the Fates are picking up Joker to the back alone, and this has been a nutty night already! Take a break!
Commercial Break

Hey sorry guys but I posted the Wiz match on Saturday and someone deleted it. I don’t have time to do it again so I will just say the main points of the match. Wiz got his finisher on and Devin kicked out then Devin did his finisher and Wiz kicked out. Wiz got the advantage and put Devin on a table and went on top of a ladder to do the Scarecrow leap. C came out and knocked him down onto the table and Devin won. C beat on Wiz and Devin left until Truth came out and beat on Chris. Then Starr came out and kicked Wiz and Truth off. They left together why no one knew.
Commercial Break

Rex: Back with one big match right here. It is the first match of the International Title Tournament. Right now it will be Unfortunate and Drought going one on one here. Both men have come out and are ready in the ring. So is the referee Mikey Saxson.
TNT: Sprought and Less Fortunate have not muchof a history here but this should still be one tough fight
Rex: The bell sounds and the two big men get in the middle and stare down each other. they are exchanging words here
TNT: Actually Ron, they are exchanging phone numbers for the aftercard so they can hit one of those famous Boston Bars. Do you know TNT was actually at the Cheers Bar earlier and TNT may be going back later this evening.
Rex: Maybe I will join you. Drought and Unfortunate exchange stairs and Unfortunate shoves Drought. Drought shoves back and both men break out into strong right hands. Both men are about equal in size here and this should definitely be interesting. Drought now gets the advantage and backs Unfortunate into a corner. Drought now with the irishwhip and Unfortunate slams hard into the opposite turnbuckle. Unfortunate now gets nailed with a lariat as Drought follows up. Drought now takes Unfortunate and hip tosses him out of the corner. Drought now with a knee drop to the face. Drought now grabs him and picks him up by the head. Body Slam nicely done
TNT: Sprought is showing us why he is a former 3 time World Champ and Sprought is expecting his first child within the next few weeks. Lonnie Marie is almost due. We wish them the best
Rex: Yes,but right now Drought is in here stomping away at Unfortuante who fights his way to his feet and changes blows and takes the advanatge with a lariat. Unfortunate locks up and overpowers Drought into the corner. Unfortunate with the irishwhip off the ropes and a huge back body drop taking down Drought. Unfortunate now getshim up and places him in a chokelift and then slams him down. Drought is down. the big man now grabs Drought and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He comes in and nails him with shoulder to the stomach. Another and Another. Unfortunate now smacks Drought in the face. Unfortunate with the irishwhip and Drought slams hard. Unfortunate follws in and gets nailed with a boot by Drought and Drought with aN AMAZING BULLDOG. cover,1......2..... Somehow Unfortunate kicks out. Drought to his feet. Kick to the midsection and Drought with a DDT!!!
TNT: Sprought showing guts
Rex: Drought now waits for Unfortunate. Drought's bottom!! Drought's Bottom? What Am I saying. Soviet Suplex!! Cover, this should be it.,,.....1.......2... NO!!! Unfortunate kicks out and Drought goes for a guerilla press slam, No Unfortunate counters with a grabbing of the neck, no Drought couners with a reversal and a huge German Suplex!! Drought now gets him again. Drought with the Guerrilla Press and Down goes Unfortunate. Drought picks him up by the head. He looks to drop him. He is goin for Heatwave but what is this. Who is that!! ITS JEFF BRADY!!! JEFF BRADY is out here and he has a chair. He just nailed DROUGHT With it!! Brady nails Drought!! He places Unfortunate on hiM!! Cover,1.......2.......3!!! Unfortunate wins!! Unfortunate wins!!! and Jeff Brady helps him. Jeff now goes back into the ring and climbes the top rope. What is he doing. unfortunate is on his feet!!! Brady with the CROWD PLEASER!!! CROWD PLEASER!!! Brady hits UNFORTUNATE!!! WhAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!! Brady has the mic
Jeff Brady: Hey, Unfortunate, you big stupid goof. Those tag belts are just as much as mine as they are yours and surprise surprise. You see this paper. It is the match I have scheduled with you at the next Carnage because in the n3ext round of this tournament, me and you will go one on one. That is why I let you win. And heck lets make it interesting. Lets put your tag belts on the line!!
(Just then Nick Davis walks out)
Nick Davis: Hey hold on just a second. Brady. Unfortunate is now getting up so you two boys wanna go. Next Saturday it is set for the second round. And heck, those tag belts are on the line!!
Rex: Wow the COMMISSIONER HAS SPOKEN! And Unforutnate and Brady are going at it!!! Security is running in to break them up. We need a commercial!!
Commercial Break

Rex: Now it’s time for the 3rd match in as many weeks for these 2 next competitors. XWA’s self-proclaimed; “Answer To God” Or the “Mystery” will take on former World Tag Champion Little C!
TNT: But first let’s go back for the footage of earlier tonight!
Footage is shown of the Wiz vs. Devin match in which Truth and C both interfered in.
Rex: The big question now is where does Truth stand? I think we will find out right now as both competitors have made their way to the ring. Truth with many boos and C with mostly face pops!
“Little” Lance Reynolds: It’s now time for a first round match-up of the INTERNATIONAL TITLE TOURNAMENT! This match is 1 fall and is set for a 15-minute time limit. The referee is Ray Mulligan! Tonight Truth will take on Little C! Now folks let this match begin! DING DING DING
Rex: And we’re off and running as C and Truth lock it up again. C has the advantage so far as he just delivered a dropkick to the face of the Answer! C looks fired up! Kicks to the head of Steve Borgir and C really having the advantage in the early going!
TNT: Chris Norris is really looking sharp here!
Rex: HELL YEAH! C runs off the rope to the revived Truth… 5 STAR SPLASH! COVER 1…2… HE ALMOST HAD HIM THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH!
TNT: False getting up very slow for the multi-time World Champion!
Rex: Chris up and ready for a powerbomb…LOW BLOW BY TRUTH. He now picks C up for the Piledriver…HOLY SHIT PILEDRIVER ON THE HEAD OF CHRIS NORRIS!
TNT: False did a boring move people calm down
Rex: I don’t think Truth understands it, I mean I and all of these people in Boston don’t think he can beat Chris. You see folks right now Truth has a version of the walls of Jericho on C and it is not being as effective as the old truth’s lion tamer would have been!
TNT: TNT thinks False heard you Tex because look he is coming over here now!
Rex: What the hell? Truth just walked right by us and has gotten a steel chair. He takes it back and…C KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND GIVE HIM A FACE BUSTER RIGHT ON THE CHAIR! THIS CROWD IS RILED UP AND IS ALL BEHIND C!
TNT: Let’s go P!
Rex: Norris going up top…FROG SPLASH! No cover as C is just all over Truth! After that Truth is not moving at all! Chris now looks like he is putting the chair in the turnbuckle. But Why? He takes Truth and whips him! REVERSED, BUT TRUTH HOLDS C FROM THE CHAIR. He now takes the tights of Chris and throws HIM…. HOLY SHIT TRUTH JUST THREW C HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!
TNT: WOW!!!!!!
Rex: This is not Truth; it is a fired up Steven Borgir! Now Truth goes over to the turnbuckle and makes sure the chair is in place. He now puts C in a powerbomb position. NO HE WON’T! HE IS NOT GOING TO POWERBOMB LITTLE C INTO THE TURNBUCKLE ON A CHAIR WILL HE????!
TNT: Whatever False does it will surely hurt P.
Rex: No shit Sherlock! HOLY SHIT TRUTH DID IT! POWERBOMB AND NOW TRUTH HAS JUST BROKEN LITTLE C IN HALF!!!
TNT: Taking a line from you Tex, HOLY SPIT!
Rex: And this Truth, the man under the mask, Steve Borgir has absolutely NO remorse. Now Truth Hell I can’t even call him Truth anymore! Now Borgir takes C and belly-to-belly suplexes him all the way to HELL!
TNT: And look he is giving the symbol of a Mystery Plex!
Rex: HERE IT COMES…MYSTERY PLEX MYSTERY PLEX! HOLY SHIT AND C IS RIHGT BACK UP! HOLY SHIT NO ONE HAS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE XWA DO THAT! Truth now takes the chair and…MISSES AND HITS THE REF! THE REF HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT! AND C JUST PICKED UP THE CHAIR AND HIT TRUTH! HE GIVES HIM AN…OVERDRIVE! AND IS SIGNALED FOR ANOTHER!
TNT: What a turn of events!
Rex: Chris is looking towards the crowd and picks Truth up! SECOND OVERDRIVE TIME! WAIT LOOK WHO IS RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE! ITS…ITS…THE WIZ AND HE JUST HIT THE RING! HE PICKS UP THE CHAIR AND…HOLY SHIT NAILED C WITH IT AND C IS NOT MOVING! THE WIZ SEES A TABLE!!!!! HOLY SHIT HE IS GOING OUTSIDE and HAS JUST BROUGHT THE TABLE BACK IN! THE TABLE IS SET UP… C IS ON IT, WIZ IS UP TOP…SCARECROW LEABP ON THE TABLE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT AND WIZ PUTS TRUTH’SHAND ON TOP OF C AND THROWS THE REF AT THEM! 1……… NO 2………. COME ON NOT LIKE THAT…………..3 DAMNIT AND TRUTH ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND OF THE ITNERNATIONAL TITLE TOURNAMENT!
TNT: WHAT A WAY TO ADVANCE HUH TEX?
REX: LOOK HERE COMES STARR AND HE HITS WIZ OVER THE HEAD WITH THE ITNERNET BELT. HE HAS TRUTH…FALLING STARR! SEAN STARR AND C ARE IN THERE TOGETHER! TRUTH AND WIZ DOWN!
SUDDENLY CREED “WHAT IF” COMES ON AND OUT WALKS COMMISSIONER WITH A BAD LOOK ON HIS FACE!
SILVER: STARR YOU WANNA INTERUPT MY MATCHES? WELL I WILL ITNERUPT URS! NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME OF YOUR MATCH IS TONIGHT YOU AND CHRIS WILL TAKE ON THE ENTERPRISE! YES THE ENTERPRISE. WIZ AND THE NEWEST MEMBER TRUTH!
CROWD BOOS LOUDEST OF THE NIGHT
REX: WHAT A SHOCKER!!!!!!!
SILVER: AND IF U HAVE TO DEFEND VS. DEVIN TOO THEN SO BE IT! OH YEAH THE PPV IS SUNDAY ANDF THE WIZ WILL TAKE ON CHRIS FOR THE NUBMER 1 CPONTENDERSHIP TO THE WORLD TITLE! TRUTH MY MAN WILL TAKE ON STARR FOR THE INTERNET BELT AND POSSIBLY FOR THE WORLD BELT! NOW DON’T YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE COMMISH?
REX: MATCHES FOR THE PPV, OFFICIAL WOW! THE ENTERPRISE WIZ AND TRUTH AMAZING! WE WIL LBE RIGHT BACK!
COMMERICAL BREAK
Rex: All right it’s finally time to get the World Title Match underway. An old rivalry has stricken again when tonight Sean Starr takes on the World Champion Deathlok! Remember only a few months ago at North of The Border Deathlok defeated Sean Starr for the International Title. It was a two out of three falls match-up in which then time long enemy of Starr, Mike Non-Violence was the ref of.
TNT: Well Non-Violence sucked, as ref and this match shall be a fair one unlike the last one!
Rex: Well it’s time to start so Lance take it away!
“Little” Lance Reynolds: Our next match is for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! It has a 30 Minute Time limit and senior referee Ray Mulligan has been assigned to it. It features the man to my left, the FORMER XWA International Champion and the former Number 1 Contender to the Tag Team Titles and the Light Heavyweight Title. He is the man of many names. He was also a member of Tokyo’s Enterprise. This man is known as…THE RISING STARR…SEAN STARR!!!
Sean gets a mixed reaction of boos and cheers
Lance: And next to my right, he is from the BOWERY. He was the longest reigning International Tag Champion in the history of the XWA. He held the International Championship and Tag Championship longer then anyone until he got “screwed” out of it some say. Now, he has no complaints as he has his newly won gold in the XWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! He will defend it tonight vs. a worth competitor in Starr. This man is DEATHLOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATHLOK GETS A HUGE POP
Rex: And now let’s start the match! Sean over to Deathlok, Deathlok running to Sean. Both men are throwing punches at each other! I am sure Starr as waited ever since June to get his hands on Deathlok! Sean looking to have the upper advantage! A kick-ddt combo by Sean Starr!
TNT: Under Par having the early advantage!
Rex: Now Sean runs across the ropes and gives him a FLYING BODY ATTACK!!!!! Sean Starr gives Deathlok a low blow and is now out to use a STEEL CHAIR!
TNT: When Breath Stock gets hit it could be lights out!
Rex: Starr on top chair in hand jumps…DROPKICK THROUGH THE CHAIR! HOLY SHIT WHAT A MOVE! LOK UP! He puts the chair around Sean’s ankle and heads up top!
TNT: HUH?
Rex: Deathlok on top…He looks possessed… FLYING HEADBUT AND STARR LIFTS HIS FOOT UP AND DEATHLOK HITS A CHAIRSHOT OT THE HEAD! HE DIDN’T get Sean but Sean got him! Both men down as Sean Starr rolls out of the ring and…UNDER? I mean I have heard of people going under to get something but it looks as if Sean has gone under the ring and is not coming up!
TNT: Looks at Breath Stock’s face, as he is surprised!
Rex: Well Deathlok is just waiting in the ring for Starr, but he is not coming up. He goes over to the ropes and looks over. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MIST COMING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE RING? IT LOSA LIKE A…FIRE EXTINGUISHER. SOMEONE JUST SPRAYED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER INTO LOK’S EYES!
TNT: Well it can’t be Under Par because he is right behind Lok now!
Rex: The mist in Deathlok’s eyes and he falls back…FALLING STARR HOLY SHIT HE GOT IT OFF! Sean is going to be the new World Champ. But look who is coming from under the ring. ITS DEVIN BORGIR. He gets in the ring and knocks the ref out as Starr cover. Sean sees this and asks Borgir why? Borgir looks away and takes the chair. He tells Starr to pick Lok up. Deathlok is up and...DEVIN HITS STARR! DEVIN HITS STARR AND GOES FOR LOK! Lok sees this and ducks, BEREAVEMENT ON DEVIN BORGIR!
TNT: Heaven just got his bell rung!
Rex: But what is Deathlok to do now? He goes over to Starr and is trying to tell him Devin is down! Starr low blows Deathlok. He turns around…FALLING STARR! REF GETTING UP! 1………2……. An the lights go out!
TNT: NOW WHAT!
Rex: I can’t see anything! Wait here comes the lights again! Both men are down and Truth Is standing over Starr with a referee’s shirt on!. He pulls Lok onto him and counts 123! Deathlok wins but why? Why did Truth just help Deathlok win?
TNT: I don’t know but he is taking Sean Starr back to the locker room with him and now Devin is beating on Deathlok! Deathlok has no defense this is unfair!
Suddenly Nick Davis comes out
Nick: Since I am the wrestler’s commissioner and I am a fair guy you know what how Deathlok won is unfair. But Devin it is your fault! You interfered in MY match that I scheduled! Now you shall pay for costing Sean Starr his chance at a belt. No, I will not give a rematch at this time but here is what I will do. At the PPV the Truth vs. Starr match is for the Internet Title AND the winner will get a shot at the champion later in then night. Also, the WIZ vs. C match obviously has the same stipulation. Now, Borgir you won your chance to get a World Title shot on Clash! Well you interfered in my match now I will have to do something not very nice to you. In order to get your shot at Deathlok on Clash you must defeat a wrestler of my choice. If this wrestler beats you he gets the shot and you go back to the bottom of the ranks Devin. Since I am the wrestler’s commissioner though I will be fair and tell you who your opponent is. He is the man you won your World Title off of.
DEVIN HAS A SHOCKING LOOKS and EXPRESSION OF NOOOOOOO**
Nick: Yes Borgir, you fight Drought and by god I hope you feel the HEATWAVE and BEREAVEMENT! Now fans tune in on CLASH!