If
half a duck can lay half an egg in half a day, then how long does it take
for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
---Jason
Snoddon
Accept
that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
---Unknown
If
our knees bent the other way...what would a chair look like?
---Unknown
Before
you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way
you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too.
---Unknown
Ah,
yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip a man's heart out through
his wallet.
---Robin Williams
In
some parts of the world, people still pray in the streets.
In this country they are called pedestrians.
---Unknown
I'm
lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back,
please ask me to wait.
---L. Lionel Kendrick
Outside
of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too
dark to read.
---Groucho
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What's
another word for Thesaurus?"
---Anonymous
May
the rear of the camel smile on your face and spiders bark at your grave.
---Walt
Rohrer
