Inside Jokes

Well if you just wondered into this page you might as well hit the back button.  This page is basically a bunch of Inside Jokes that me and my friends laugh about. So if you don't know me none of this stuff will make any sense to you.

Classic Quotes

Seabird!

Y-Y-You got the time man?

JEFF.......SUGIBA!

Man I thought somebody farted, we where are covering are noses.....

F*ck the t*tties, look at The Crow, the f*cker is burning.

HUMP!

All Goddam I just wiped that one!

PORTLAND!

No good catch b*nner, goin fall off.

Oliver, what the sh*t you when put in the trash can?

John Saxon pleasure seeker, damn good to meet you.

JUST B*NE HER MAN!

Man I wanted to step on that h*e.

Bartels is fine...man.

I Remember the Time

Man...how do you know it was me?  Because it smelt like a ______fart.

When Paul was still 17 and he almost got me busted because he wanted to watch a Racquel Darrian (see pic above) movie on my big screen T.V.

Senzuri, OOT, Goat Eye, Seishi, Dominatrix

Nah I don't need the Pump!

When Paul and I where driving around with the doughnuts on the hood of his mom's truck.

Flush the toilet.

I don't know, what is it?  The fled or the floood?

When Paul and I where driving around 16 acre's field in his mom's truck.

Ryan, you sh*t in your pants?  No comment.

When Paul drove over the median in his mom's truck.

Kris, I think you need to find some new friends.

That truck was the sh*t.  24/7 Staying Alive

WE GO PISS ON HIS WALL.

When Scott pissed on Kris' wall (see pic to the left, the wall next to the car).

When Scott stepped on the sh*t in front of Kris' house.

When Scott and I put Kris' car in Neutral and pushed it down the street.

When Scott decorated Kris' car (again see pic to the left) with TP.  This happened numerous times.

When Scott yelled Kris is gay out loud in the field right next to Kris' parents room.

Scott does all kinds of funny sh*t to Kris.

When Kris jumped the curb in front on KC Drive inn.

More Quotes

We go b*to fight!

When Kris ran over the pipe in front of Scott's house.

My friend, my friend, we go play on your castle.

When Kris reversed over the pumpkin.

I lick my d*ng d*ng.

Kris does all kinds of funny stuff in his car.  It's amazing his car still runs smoothly.

Oh, I though you where talking about the stem!

When Keiichi set off the fire alarm at school.

Whats up KID!

When Keiichi threw away the plate from Ezugeku (SP?) and he was gonna pull it out of the trash.

I'll go get the door for you miss Adrian, a fine women like you shouldn't have to stand up and get the door.

Keiichi is too funny when he does that kind of sh*t.  It's even more funny since he doesn't do it on purpose.

Team SCENTZ....SURI!

What is that, Samzuri?

When Steven blew his nose on the kleenex and then wiped it on Kris' head.

When you get older, the bugga no get soft.  The bugga get bigger and harda!

When Steven threw the Fruit Gussers Snack on the screen of the high window of Kris' house.

He said he get one growth on his n*ts.

When Steven and I threw the huge clumps of weeds in Kris garage.

Hey Fidel, has anyone ever told you that you where gay?  Yeah you!

Steven did all kinds of funny sh*t to Kris, to bad he moved away.  I guess he couldn't stand living next door to Kris any longer.

When I was younger I used to strum my b*to like a guitar.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaaacccch!

Classic Names

Victor Tubon, Champion of the world!

Okay, let me explain this section.  It's about names that people where call or names that where mispronouced.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddeeeeeeeeeelllllllll, you go do me tonight FO freeeeeee!?!

Oh my God!  Miss Chow.

Gay Jay

Oh, I heard you called as Scott.  Don't do that!

Ryan Beaches

Montrall Farmer (so this ones correct but who cares, it's still funny)

Come sit here next to Grandpa Daven.

Ahh!  Ms. Adrian, there's something poking my hand.

Steven Takeshishi

Matt Cabiseeo (credit Jared)

Sex abuse treatment, Sex Maniac!

Elton Freltis (credit Paul)

Aww, you sh*t ball.

B-Del (once again credit Paul for this one)

Yeah but next time use your name!

Shelly Dang-Dang

Bathroom Break

When you gotta go you gotta go.  So Go!

Damn, I remember it was like midnight and Paul and I where eating M&M's at the park, and Paul decided he had to take a dump.  So he used the public bathroom.  Only thing he failed to notice is the fact that he was in the womens side!

So after a good night of drinking on the Forth of July, Scott had to take a p*ss really bad.  So since we where still driving around, Scott decided to use Kris' wall as a temporary porta potty (as mentioned above).

Stupid Song Quotes

So what do you do if your outside someone's house and they won't let you use their bathroom? Ahem...Daven and Jared.  Well in my case, I just piss outside their house.  And in Daven's case all over the mound of dirt he had in the yard.  His neighbor can contest to that.

"DANGER!  Get on the Floor!"

"So fresh and so clean clean."

"The ghetto jam is about to slam with the dank dank dank oh yeah yeah (or something like that)"

More Quotes

The U-Turn

Dont shoot that string around here.

Okay so the following might not be the exact words used.  But it's pretty close.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! (With the Golf club)

So one night Paul and I where driving around and Paul thought he saw Greg sitting in a car parked on the street. Paul:  EHH! That's Greg Elton:  Where? Paul:  Back there in that car. Elton:  Turn around Paul:  Okay, Ahh f*ck the soda spilled! Elton:  HAHA!  Oh sh*t! Paul:  God D*mmit! As it turned out it wasn't even Greg.

Arcade PAAAAARTAY Pack!

YEEEEEEEEEEEH!

So Ms. Hutchensen.....

Get logs again?  We better go catch that guy.

Can tell cause get the smears.

Hey guys if I forgot anything let me know.  More to be added soon.