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Inside Jokes | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Well if you just wondered into this page you might as well hit the back button. This page is basically a bunch of Inside Jokes that me and my friends laugh about. So if you don't know me none of this stuff will make any sense to you. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Classic Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Seabird! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Y-Y-You got the time man? | ||||||||||||||||||||||
JEFF.......SUGIBA! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Man I thought somebody farted, we where are covering are noses..... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
F*ck the t*tties, look at The Crow, the f*cker is burning. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
HUMP! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
All Goddam I just wiped that one! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
PORTLAND! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
No good catch b*nner, goin fall off. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Oliver, what the sh*t you when put in the trash can? | ||||||||||||||||||||||
John Saxon pleasure seeker, damn good to meet you. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
JUST B*NE HER MAN! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Man I wanted to step on that h*e. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Bartels is fine...man. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
I Remember the Time | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Man...how do you know it was me? Because it smelt like a ______fart. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Paul was still 17 and he almost got me busted because he wanted to watch a Racquel Darrian (see pic above) movie on my big screen T.V. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Senzuri, OOT, Goat Eye, Seishi, Dominatrix | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Nah I don't need the Pump! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Paul and I where driving around with the doughnuts on the hood of his mom's truck. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Flush the toilet. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
I don't know, what is it? The fled or the floood? | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Paul and I where driving around 16 acre's field in his mom's truck. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Ryan, you sh*t in your pants? No comment. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Paul drove over the median in his mom's truck. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Kris, I think you need to find some new friends. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
That truck was the sh*t. 24/7 Staying Alive | ||||||||||||||||||||||
WE GO PISS ON HIS WALL. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Scott pissed on Kris' wall (see pic to the left, the wall next to the car). | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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When Scott stepped on the sh*t in front of Kris' house. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Scott and I put Kris' car in Neutral and pushed it down the street. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Scott decorated Kris' car (again see pic to the left) with TP. This happened numerous times. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Scott yelled Kris is gay out loud in the field right next to Kris' parents room. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Scott does all kinds of funny sh*t to Kris. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Kris jumped the curb in front on KC Drive inn. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
More Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||
We go b*to fight! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Kris ran over the pipe in front of Scott's house. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
My friend, my friend, we go play on your castle. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Kris reversed over the pumpkin. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
I lick my d*ng d*ng. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Kris does all kinds of funny stuff in his car. It's amazing his car still runs smoothly. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Oh, I though you where talking about the stem! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Keiichi set off the fire alarm at school. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Whats up KID! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Keiichi threw away the plate from Ezugeku (SP?) and he was gonna pull it out of the trash. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
I'll go get the door for you miss Adrian, a fine women like you shouldn't have to stand up and get the door. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Keiichi is too funny when he does that kind of sh*t. It's even more funny since he doesn't do it on purpose. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Team SCENTZ....SURI! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
What is that, Samzuri? | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Steven blew his nose on the kleenex and then wiped it on Kris' head. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When you get older, the bugga no get soft. The bugga get bigger and harda! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Steven threw the Fruit Gussers Snack on the screen of the high window of Kris' house. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
He said he get one growth on his n*ts. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When Steven and I threw the huge clumps of weeds in Kris garage. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Hey Fidel, has anyone ever told you that you where gay? Yeah you! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Steven did all kinds of funny sh*t to Kris, to bad he moved away. I guess he couldn't stand living next door to Kris any longer. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
When I was younger I used to strum my b*to like a guitar. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaaacccch! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Classic Names | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Victor Tubon, Champion of the world! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Okay, let me explain this section. It's about names that people where call or names that where mispronouced. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddeeeeeeeeeelllllllll, you go do me tonight FO freeeeeee!?! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Oh my God! Miss Chow. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Gay Jay | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Oh, I heard you called as Scott. Don't do that! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Ryan Beaches | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Montrall Farmer (so this ones correct but who cares, it's still funny) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Come sit here next to Grandpa Daven. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Ahh! Ms. Adrian, there's something poking my hand. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Steven Takeshishi | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Matt Cabiseeo (credit Jared) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Sex abuse treatment, Sex Maniac! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Elton Freltis (credit Paul) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Aww, you sh*t ball. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
B-Del (once again credit Paul for this one) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Yeah but next time use your name! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Shelly Dang-Dang | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Bathroom Break | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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When you gotta go you gotta go. So Go! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Damn, I remember it was like midnight and Paul and I where eating M&M's at the park, and Paul decided he had to take a dump. So he used the public bathroom. Only thing he failed to notice is the fact that he was in the womens side! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
So after a good night of drinking on the Forth of July, Scott had to take a p*ss really bad. So since we where still driving around, Scott decided to use Kris' wall as a temporary porta potty (as mentioned above). | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Stupid Song Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||
So what do you do if your outside someone's house and they won't let you use their bathroom? Ahem...Daven and Jared. Well in my case, I just piss outside their house. And in Daven's case all over the mound of dirt he had in the yard. His neighbor can contest to that. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
"DANGER! Get on the Floor!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
"So fresh and so clean clean." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
"The ghetto jam is about to slam with the dank dank dank oh yeah yeah (or something like that)" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
More Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||
The U-Turn | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Dont shoot that string around here. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Okay so the following might not be the exact words used. But it's pretty close. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! (With the Golf club) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
So one night Paul and I where driving around and Paul thought he saw Greg sitting in a car parked on the street. Paul: EHH! That's Greg Elton: Where? Paul: Back there in that car. Elton: Turn around Paul: Okay, Ahh f*ck the soda spilled! Elton: HAHA! Oh sh*t! Paul: God D*mmit! As it turned out it wasn't even Greg. |
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Arcade PAAAAARTAY Pack! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
YEEEEEEEEEEEH! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
So Ms. Hutchensen..... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Get logs again? We better go catch that guy. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Can tell cause get the smears. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Hey guys if I forgot anything let me know. More to be added soon. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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