3/18/2002
TOP TEN THINGS TO EXPECT ON SURVIVOR 4:MARQUESAS
10.) Jeff Probst will get mad and tell one of the Castaways to "SIT DOWN! IT'S NOT OVER! WHERE ARE YOU GOING???"
9.) The men revert back to their "Hunterer" ways and chase some poor animal around. The women retain their "Gatherer" ways and talk about how silly the men are while they look for fruits. (OK, may be it's over analyzing it, but cut us some slack...you try coming up with your own top 10!:-P)
8.) Someone will be stumbling through all the challenges, but will not be voted off. This is the Kim Johnson/Tina Wesson exemption clause.
7.) The one castaway that you want to lose immunity so they could be voted off keeps winning and makes it to the top 3. (I hate when that happens...It's the reverse jinx clause)
6.) Someone (Sarah Jones) will be flirtatious and take ther top off and flash the world. (This is the Santa Clause. Who said Xmas only comes around once a year?)
5.) Mark Burnette constantly changes the challenges in an effort to influence the outcome.
4.) The person who is most likely next to be voted out tries a last ditch effort to stay by backstabbing one of their friends. It's Brandon all over again. But who will it be? Hmmm...lol
3.) Someone will get the nickname "stinky" as one's hygiene is not up to par. They constantly have to throw this person into the warm waters.
2.) Finger wagging ways of Alicia makes it back after a season's hiatus. The Waggee bites the finger of the Wagger this time. It's not a pretty site.
And the number one reason why Survivor 4:Marquesas will be more interesting...
1.) Sarah Jones thrives as her tribe uses her boobs as floatation device to win lots of Challenges. All hail Queen Sarah! ;-)
3/1/2002
TOP TEN REASONS WHY SURVIVOR 4:MARQUESAS WILL BE MORE INTERESTING THAN AFRICA
10.) Rumor has it that someone gets their ass pinched by a crab. Ouch!
9.) They actually have water to swim in their skimpy Bikinis.
8.) Jeff Probst visits camp everynight and pretends to be a horny gorilla.
7.) Jeff Probst is killed by one of the guys when he mistakenly tries to hump them.
6.) I heard one reward challenge, the winner got to pick one other tribe member and make them their love slave. Durex is the exclusive sponsor for this episode.
5.) One survivor gets caught in a compromising position that invovled a banana, some coconuts, and some other thorny fruit. Being voted out was emminent, but fortunately the person wins immunity and gets to stay.
4.) [Spoiler alert!] The final four consists of 1 man, 1 woman, 1 man that used to be a woman, and one woman that used to be a man that used to be a woman. They must really be out to get ratings now.
3.) Mike Tyson is introduced on day 27 and bites everything in site. Bikinis fly everywhere. It took 5 hours and 19 whacks across the forehead to incapacitate him. 59 Million viewers watch in shock!
2.) One survivor is a star in the adult film industry and the other is a ordained minister. Day 13, the two become one. Mark Burkett is going to hell for this one!
And the number one reason why Survivor 4:Marquesas will be more interesting...
1.) 2 words: Skinny Dipping!
1/23/2002
TOP TEN SPOILERS FOR SURVIVOR:AFRICA
10.) A fat, gay guy doesn't run around naked this time.
9.) Jerry Manthey is long gone, but rest assured someone takes over the title "Raging Bitch"!
8.) Someone will pose for Playboy when all is said and done. (Say CHEESE! LOOK! A CHEETAH!)
7.) At the end of each episode, the line, "The Tribe has spoken, must extinguish your torch!" is said by goofy hose Jeff Probst.
6.) One Castaway's luxury item turns out to operate on 2 "D Batteries" and ratings go through the roof!
5.) It'll be better than Big Brother 2, that's for sure!
4.) Rumor has it that one Castaway tries to catch a lion and is hereby renamed "LUNCH".
3.) Bet on someone running around with a spear and yelling to the top of their lungs!
2.) One luxury competition involves Lions, Tigers and Bears!(OH MY!)
And the number one spoiler for Survivor:Africa...
1.) Person who's luxury item is "OFF" insect repellant wins by default as the other 15 Castaways die of malaria. Such a shame too cause I bet you were looking forward to a full season, huh? :-P
10/4/2001
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WILL WILL WIN BIG BROTHER 2
10.) He'll get Monica's vote! It's on!
9.) He'll get Shannon's vote! And she'll be wearing a tight bikini while she does it.
8.) He'll get Mike Boogey's vote! And somewhere during the voting he'll just casually mention his NY bar, BELLY!
7.) He'll get Krista's vote! She'll even throw in some Mardi Gras kick to it by throwing him a bead necklace!
6.) He'll get Sheryl's vote! She'll give him a little shake and a little sugar to boot!
5.) He'll get Bunky's vote! Bunky then turns to Nicole and says "HELLO!" 60,000 times!
4.) Kent's coin toss ends up heads and votes for Will.
3.) Hardy turns out to be gay and says that Will is hot and say's he loves Will. Nicole is furious!
2.) Autum refuses to vote and says she has a endorsement deal with Frito-Lay and could not make it. YOU GO, GIRL!
...And the number one reason Will will win Big Brother 2...
1.) MAN, THAT NICOLE IS A MAJOR BITCH, EH? ;-)
9/14/2001
TOP TEN SURPRISES DURING BIG BROTHER 2 VERSUS SURVIVOR
10.) Alicia kicks Hardy's ass and makes him her bitch.
9.) Alicia kicks Nicole's ass and makes her bitch # 2.
8.) Jeff throws up all over Monica and Monica beats him up and hands him over to Alicia, thus making him bitch # 3.
7.) Gervis kicks Monica's ass, pisses Alicia off and is proclaimed bitch # 4
6.) Sue gets into an argument with Monica, Will blindsides Sue with a 2'X 4'. Sue is assimilated as Alicia's bitch # 5.
5.) Monica throws a fit and wags her finger at Alicia. They get into a finger wagging contest. Monica blinks and loses after 10 grueling hours of finger wagging fun. Monica's new name is bitch # 6!
4.) Will calls Alecia buff to insult her, but Alecia takes it as a complement. The two get along great and proclaim being fondness for each other.
3.) Will speaks candidly in the Diary room that Alecia is dumb and that she is no smarter than Hardy "The Muscle". He steps outside and tells her that she is a supreme being and that she is hotter than dear ole Shannon.
2.) Alecia takes her turn in the Diary room and says she's just keeping Will along to listen to his wonderful detailed stories of his delinquent ways.
...And the number one surprise in the Big Brother 2 versus survivor challenge...
1.) Will tricks Alecia into going into one of the rooms and props a chair in front of it. Alecia begs him to let her out. He lets her out on the condition that she turns over all her bitches over to him. She is annointed as bitch # 7 and Will is proclaimed as Big Brother 2/Survivor Pimp daddy supreme.
9/5/01
TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE BORED IN THE BIG BROTHER 2 HOUSE
10.) Watch patiently as grass grows.
9.) Sleep 18 hrs a day.
8.) Eat everything in sight.
7.) Poke fun at people and say, "WOW! You gained a lot of weight since day 1!"(Then see # 7 for what to do next)
6.) Play a game of H-O-R-S-E, but change it to S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S
5.) Throw other houseguests "stuff" over the Big Brother wall, and spread rumors that you saw a ghost did it.
4.) When you wake up early enough to beat everyone in the shower, take a really long one and use up all the hot water.
3.) Keep flushing the toilet whenever someone is taking a shower.
2.) Stand in front of one of the cameramen and either tease him/her sexually or insult the heck out of them. All in the spirit of trying to get them come out of the backroom.
...And the number one thing to do while bored in the Big Brother 2 house...
1.) Put toothpaste or shaving cream in another houseguest's hand while he/she is sleeping and take a straw and tickle his/her nostrils!!! (WARNING: Violent attacks may soon follow!)
8/20/01
TOP TEN THINGS TO EXPECT ON CBS's BIG BROTHER 2!
10.) Newer groovier pad to stay in.
9.) Less boring than the first!
8.) It's no Survivor, I'll tell you that much!
7.) When compared to the Big Brother 1, 2 looks like your typical Jerry Springer show with cat fights!
6.) Host Julie Chen wears a see through top in order to boost ratings!
5.) Dr.Drew analyzes every little detail down to how long each houseguest takes in the bathroom and how it defines who they are and that it's somehow related to their childhood. Ummmm, yeah....sure....whatever...stick to Loveline!
4.) One week, the houseguests wager everything they have and lose it all. Out of grueling hunger each one tries to vote themselves off. Of course, only one succeeds, but is called a loser by Bryant Gumbel.
3.) Co-ed rooms...two words: OH YEAH!
2.) Did I mention Shower cam? Then again, I think they cut that feed off.
...And the number one thing to expect on CBS's Big Brother 2...
1.) BIGGER, LONGER, and UNCUT! :-P
7/3/01
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU DON'T GO OUT MUCH
10.) Your skin is paler that that of a zombie.(Get some sun, will ya!)
9.) When you go outside, people point and stare. (Yikes!)
8.) You wear sunglasses to let your eyes situated.
7.) Each time you go out of the house, you come home to concerned family and friends who thought something was wrong since you didn't answer your phone.(Sad, isn't it?)
6.) All your friends refer to you as HotCutiePie562.
5.) Your idea of a date is talking on AIM and eating a frozen dinner.
4.) Your idea of shopping is "drop and drag" shopping carts and express checkouts.(Don't you love those? Those are great!)
3.) You frequently ask yourself, "How did i find this site? What the hell is this site? This damn list sucks! But since I'm on number 3, I might as well read #'s 2 and 1!"
2.) You mingle by going into chatrooms and can't go three lines without saying "*LOL*" and :)
...And the number one sign that you don't go out much...
1.) Your on house arrest! =)
5/21/01
TOP TEN CHANGES DAVID E. KELLY MADE ON THE ALLY McBEAL SCRIPT, NOW THAT ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS IN REHAB
10.) In one episode, he had chimps in place of the actors and dubbed voice into it.
9.) Ally, swears off men and turns into a lesbian!
8.) Ling, played by Lucy Liu, is the other lesbian!(To be aired during sweeps!)
7.) John Cage, or biscuit as he is affectionally called, has a breakdown and is locked up in the looney bin. Anne Heche returns!
6.) Larry, Robert Downey's character, has to fly to detriot to see his boy...only for the plane to crash---the catch, his body was never found. They find his suit case full of coke though! (sorry, had to take a cheap shot)
5.) Ally becomes a nun and gains the ability to fly. Wait...this one has been done. I smell a lawsuit from that chick who played Forrest Gump's mother--"Boy, you don't talk much do ya?" Forrest:"UGH UGH UGH!"
4.) In an effort to boost ratings, they cast The Rock! They figure that if The Mummy Returns can pull it off, just wait till they get him to beat people up on primetime!
3.) No more scripts with Peewee Herman and Molly Shannon. In their place, Supermodel Tyra Banks and James Bond,Peirce Brosnan.
2.) They make singer Vonda Shephard sing in the nude
...And the number one change David E. Kelly made on the Ally McBeal Script, now that Robert Downey Jr. is in rehab...
1.) Forget the rewrite! He gets his DNA and clone him!
5/14/01
TOP TEN WAYS TO GET A RAISE
10.) Hmmmm....In your case, WIN THE LOTTERY!
9.) If your a ball player, File for free agency!
8.) Kiss ass all the way to the top!
7.) Just One Word---Blackmail.
6.) Keep hinting that "That OTHER firm" wants you BAD!
5.) If people ask how to do something say, "I'm sorry, but my compensation is grossly lower than what I'm worth. I'm not telling till I'm properly compensated!" <---only do this one when you don't care anymore and ready to quit though...HEhehehe
4.) After getting back from Survivor, you say, "I'm Nurse Tina! I won a cool Million Dollars and I know Colby. If you don't give me a raise, that's fine cause I'll ust walk right out the door and buy your contract and fire you!"(And you think you were gonna get a TopTen list without any mention of Survivor, huh?
3.) Your a mean girlie Vegetarian Lawyer and your sueing McDonalds for their Fries! (Now, that is just low! Why don't YOU GET A REAL JOB! IF YOUR READING THIS...WHAT YA GONNA DO? SUE ME TOO? I'm OUT OF ORDER? YOUR OUTOF ORDER! THE WHOLE DAMN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER! JUDGE JUDY! Oprah, What do you think?---hehehe....I get carried away sometimes. JUST DON'T EAT THE FRIES...MORE FOR ME!)
2.) Take credit for work everyone else does. Say things like, "I invented Post-Its!" Oh wait Romy and Michelle's already used that line.
...And the number one way to get a raise...
1.) RAISE? WHAT RAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? HUH?
5/10/01
TOP TEN THINGS TO DO, NOW THAT SURVIVOR IS OVER
10.) Watch Survivor Back to the Outback!
9.) Go online and read a stupid Top ten list to find out what to do.
8.) Wait for the Jerri spread on Playboy!
7.) Click on the link above and create your own Survivor story! (pathetic plug)
6.) Wait for Big Brother 2 and complain how boring it is.
5.) Fantasize about Tina and her "weapons"
4.) Watch Colby on every show talking about why he gave away the $1M to Tina and how he's made kudos and oodles of money to make up for it!
3.) Talk about the good old days when Survivor:Australian Outback was on.
2.) Wait for Survivor 3
...And the number one thing to do, now that Survivor is over...
1.) Watch all the other rip-off reality shows that are being sued by Survivor and CBS. Booty Camp? Boot Camp? Booty Camp would get more viewers!
5/4/2001
TOP TEN QUOTES SAID ABOUT REALITY SHOWS
10.) That Jerri from Survivor sure is a major Bitch, eh?
9.) That Host Anne Robinson from Weakest Link sure is a Bitch, eh?
8.) Why that Regis Philbin sure is a Bitch, eh? Bastard?
7.) That Locksmith from Chains of love must be like 400 pounds!
6.) That drill instructor D.I McSweeny from Boot Camp sure is a Bastard, eh?
5.) Elisabeth Filarski is a hottie! You think she's gonna pose for Playboy?
4.) The Mole? Just wait for Gopher on UPN! Huh?
3.) I'd like to phone a friend! (Regis:Who?) ET! (Regis:Ok, Elliot..AT&T, lets get ET on the phone!)
2.) Chain me, chain me! (fans of Chains of Love)
...And the number one quote said about reality shows
1.) Final Answer? I DON'T KNOW! DO YOU WANT MY HEAD TO EXPLODE?!?!
4/26/01
TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD IN CHATROOMS
10.) I was on Survivor, will you talk to me?
9.) So your a model, huh? I'm a bodybuilder/actor and partime waiter.
8.) I'm not a loser! But to answer your question, yes, I do live with my parents. What was your name again? Can I see you naked?
7.) Sorry, I can't send you a pic cause I don't have a scanner.
6.) He/She must be ugly to not send me a pic.
5.) I'm bored. What are you wearing? Me...oh, the usual. A little of this, a little of that, ya know!
4.) How old are you again, you are 18, right?
3.) Age/Sex/Location...any/yes/anywhere
2.) GET LOST CREEP!
...And the number one thing overheard in chatrooms
1.) Since your at a Cyber Cafe...I was wondering if you'd like to....ummm...ya know...get some....Coffee?---Umm...Yea, SURE, Buddy...See #2! *lol* :-P
4/24/01
TOP TEN ALTERNATIVE REALITY SHOWS
10.) Destination-Sun! Hot hot hot, ouch! As Bart Simpson says, AY CARAMBA!
9.) Perished-16 outcasts, 15 casualties, 1 quitter, 0 winners. *status-canceled
8.) Who wants to sue a Millionaire!
7.) Big Brother 3 MIAMI STATE PRISON!
6.) Repulsive Island 16 ugly women, 16 ugly men, 5 hideous couples=a wonderfully interesting show! Drinking while watching is strongly encouraged!(AT HOME! Please don't drink, drive and watch TV at the same time!!!)
5.) Great Un-Eco Challenge. First stop barrier reef diving!
4.) Chained Divoced couples. We chain divorced couples and follow then around for 4 weeks! We wanted 6, but producers won't allow it cause it'll cost us a lot in liability insurance.
3.) Road Rage NY, no scripts, no rules, hopefully no casualties.
2.) The Gopher, it's like THE MOLE, except you know who the sabotaeur is---CATCH HIM/HER if you can!
...And the number one alternative reality show is
1.) Booty Camp! YEAH! First location is the Playboy Mansion!
BONUS! 0.) Weakest Link in the Chains of Love. It's a hybrid of Weakest Link and Chains of Love, except both hosts are also chained and the weakest link is voted off. You are the weakest link in the chain of love, goodBYE! Now, THAT's desperate!
4/11/01
TOP TEN SURVIVOR 3 LOCATION PROSPECTS
10.) Alaska---Drop them from the sky and let them freeze their ass off.
9.) Sahara Desert---Watch them chase around the camel and mirages.
8.) NY City Landfill---How resourceful can they be?
7.) NY Subway---OOOOooo, that's a tough one! The Transit has spoke. HEY BUDDY, GOT A LIGHT?
6.) Sweden---First guy not to look at the Swedish Bikini Team wins immunity! YEAH!
5.) Prison in an obscure non-english speaking country---First one to get out alive and not be shot wins. The second gets a full expense paid trip to DisneyWorld!
4.) The now-non-functional Big Brother House---This time more sex, more booze, more fun! Swimming poole is replaced with a gigantic hottub.
3.) Africa---Wanna see them run like hell? You think some are fast now, just wait till a Lion King or a Tiger chases them. First up the tree to the poisonous snake and back down to the cave with a bear wins Target Supplies!
2.) England---Who can listen to the snobby accents and survive there?
...And the number location...
1.) The White House---The house has spoken. You must extinguish your cigar!
03/09/01
TOP TEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2001
10.) Survivor blows every show away, this time with a better strategy---a full figured lesbian running around, instead of that gay fat guy, Richard Hatch
9.) Baltimore Ravens win the superbowl over the NY Giants on a controversial call when Ray Lewis scrares Kerry Collins into giving him the ball. He takes it for a touchdown for a 24-17 win.
8.) Bush's first order of business was to send prime cut steaks to every nation leader in the world. He angers some that worship cattle. He got over it though and MOOVED ON.
7.) Michael Jackson sells secret shares from Clorox Corp. Apparently, he's been secretly buying shares since he's an avid user.
6.) Girl scouts cookies goes out of business when FDA said Thin mints are false advertising cause some people claimed they thought it was diet food. The fine was $10,000,000 and all the boxes produced. Tagalongs were taken along for the ride as well. They currently sell for $100 a box on the internet
5.) XFL turns out to be a huge hit. NFL players start to bail to the rival league as better food, better cheeleaders and all the Wrestling tickets they want are provided.
4.) Bill gates comes out and admits that he owns every single company known to man. He even owns Milton Bradly's parent company, Hasbro. Ironic that he owns the Monopoly game as well.
3.) The internet gets shut down some time in May, when a 12yo kid accidentally hacks into evey server in the world and deletes the command files. Internet comes back online by the end of November.
2.) You don't know it yet, but you will read this top ten list and think WOW, HE KNEW!
...And the number prediction for 2001
1.) The life alert lady falls and can't get up. TOO BAD FOR HER THE BATTERY RAN OUT! She was 89.
1/27/01
TOP TEN REASONS WHY I LIKE WHO I LIKE(Using my creative license on this one, I apologize ahead of time)
10.) Let's get the superficial stuff out of the way. She's a Babe!
9.) She laughs at even my lame jokes.
8.) She makes me feel like everything is possible
7.) The way she laughs. You have to hear it to know what I'm talking about...trust ME!*grin*
6.) She's not afraid to speak her mind...get's her in trouble at times, but I love that. :-p
5.) Her perfume drives me absolutely crazy. I get weak in the knees.
4.) She's one smart gal and yet she's a clutz.
3.) I feel like I can talk to her about anything whatsoever. Some of our conversations make you wonder how the subject came about and I think it's absolutely cool
2.) Her smile caught my eye the first time I saw her
...And the number one reason why I like Her:
1.) She's Her, and I can't explain it. I just do.
11/4/00
TOP TEN NICKNAMES TO ANNOY SOMEONE
10.) Flossie (hmmm...inte-res-ting)
9.) Dummy (ooooooo!!! U in trouble!)
8.) Gimpy (that's cold!)
7.) Shorty (now, THAT was low!)
6.) Billy Bob (Billy? William? Walter? Wally?)
5.) Doe (As in female deer?)
4.) Bubba (ya'll come back now you hear?)
3.) Stinky (I smell trouble now!)
2.) Droopy (You kinda look like him, ya know?)
...And the number one nickname to annoy someone: 1.) SHIT HEAD! (That's a bunch of crap, huh? What's next? Bastard? =)
9/12/00
TOP TEN WAYS NOT TO GET VOTED OUT ON SURVIVOR AND BIG BROTHER
10.) Tell everyone, "I'm a psychopath, you vote me out...then I guess I'll just have to take you out!"
9.) When the cameras are rolling pretend your not the lazy SOB that you are.
8.) Sing "I will survive" to the top of your lungs!(If that don't make you interesting to watch, then either nobody cares or you just plain suck. By any chance, did you eat paint chips as a child?)
7.) Don't be a PIG and leave the last maggot larvae for the next person.(Ummmm....ya gonna eat that, bubba? I'll half it wid ya!)
6.) Proclaim that you used to be a Navy Seal and you killed a bear with your bare hands before, eventhough your name is Mikey and your really that kid who'll eat anything.(Give it to Mikey, he'll eat that thing! Put the pop rocks down...come on...NO, NO...DON'T...KABOOOOOM!!!..OH MY GOSH!ARHHH!!!)
5.) Spread a rumor that the house is haunted.
4.) Take over the kitchen. If they love your cooking, they'll have to keep ya...if they don't, then...ummm....my bad, K?So sue me!
3.) Bring extra sheets of paper and once in awhile slip more than one ballot into the Tribal council.(Note to morons:DO NOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF! It's not that kind of voting)
2.) While everyone's asleep, set bear traps around camp and sleep in until the others reveal the traps after stepping in them(Sad ain't it? GET YOU SOME HELP! How can you even think of such a horrible thing?...........Personally, I would have used land mines.)
...And the number way not to be voted out: 1.) TWO WORDS--SHOWER CAM! (Smile!)
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06/21/00
TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU'D WANT TO BE ON ABC'S WHO WANT'S TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
10.) Your Dot-company didn't work out too well and you were forced to move in with cousin, Mort.(*WELCOME*...YOU GOT SCREWED!)
9.) Sure beats being at work.
8.) 7-11 just ain't working out too well.
7.) You thought Kathy Lee was hosting and you are absolutely insane.
6.) You have nothing better to do, and while your wasting time, you might as well waste it in NY!
5.) You've seen Jerry Maguire one too many times and you want to yell out loud, "REGIS, SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
4.) Your name is Dan Quayle
3.) Your rich, and you just have a gargantuan ego. Money doesn't matter to you, and you just want to prove you can win(Yeah, right! And you think I'm sick?*LOL*)
2.) You figure with three life-lines, your bound to at least win 100 bucks!(I'd like to use my 50/50...hmmm....poll the audience....I don't trust them...phone a friend...I THINK YOUR WRONG...YOUR TRYING TO PULL A FAST ONE ON ME, MOM!...DUMBO IS A DOG...ELEPHANT! What the heck kinda answer is that! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!)
...And the number reason 1.) You just like Regis to ask,"IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?" just you can say, "Maybe...NO...Ummm...I DON'T KNOW...DO YOU WANT MY HEAD TO EXPLODE!!!!" =)
04/24/00
TOP TEN POETIC WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE IT'S OVER
10.) Twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what the heck I'm doing with you...get out!
9.) Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack Fell down and broke his heart and Jill came running away.
8.) Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet...EAT YOUR HEART OUT...BUH-BYE!
7.) Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna call the cops on you!
6.) To be or not to be...NOT TO BE!
5.) Romeo, Oh Romeo, where for thou art the door...oh, HERE IT IS! GET OUT!*LOL*
4.) How much do I love thee, let me count the ways....ZILCH, ZERO, NADA, KAPINGKAPUT!
3.) Peter pipper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he needs help...go help him and NEVER COME BACK!
2.) A, your not adorable. B, your not so beautiful. C...ummm...CYA, Bhu-bye, Adios, sayonara...can I take picture?
1.) Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great falling out...So LEAVE MEEEE ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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