Genealogy Bumper Stickers

My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?

My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap..

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged

I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?

If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?

A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away

After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted

Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it

Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples

Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it

Genealogists are time unravelers

Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people

A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor

I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand

I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!

I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress

Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

Many a family tree needs pruning

Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.

That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

Genealogists live in the past lane

Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree

Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!

Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!

SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!