Many people ask me "DG, why are you so Dangerous?". Good question my little minions. Why be dangerous? Lots of reasons. To get chicks To get guys To get chicks and guys (Ooo, Dangerous baby!) Piss off family members you don't like Piss off family members you DO like Scare people in to giving you free stuff. Open doors to exciting job opportunities, such as a maximum security prison soap administrator Create mass hysteria Instill fear and paranoia within your enemies Instill fear and paranoia within your friends Dress really cool Have a cool reason to go really fast Become a media icon It's a great way to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend Danger is a natural endorphin, and aphrodesiac It tastes great and is less filling Gives you an excuse to create a useless webpage If more people were Dangerous, there would be a lot less of us Kids will idolize you Extreme sports You'll have an excuse to spend loads of money on gear for extreme sports. Beautiful people will want to have sex with you ...and the ugly ones will too No need for higher education It turns you in to a sex magnet The more alcohol the better Don't have to worry about getting old Nobody will mess with you Always have something to do on the weekends Sanity is optional Danger is not gender, age or race biased You can do it anywhere, at anytime, with anyone Vacations are never boring People will take you seriously when you say you're a nude skydiver. Eat all the red meat ya want Spontaneity is your friend High intimidation factor Impress your friends, family, and co-workers Great for revenge An excuse to collect an array of deadly weapons You get to have exotic pets such as: a swarm of locusts, or a rabid rotweiller. In some cases, it's tax deductable You'd have much more interesting photos on the Christmas cards Listen to any music you like The louder the better Great for self defense DG will think you're cool Get to play with matches Get to mock authority Get to mock anything actually Never be called a sissy again Good old fasioned fun Great stress reliever You can lie about your penis size, and no one will challenge your statement Do extensive traveling Have a following of devout groupies Excuse for getting tattoos You'll have a police record You can be as brutally honest as you want Sex, drugs and rock & roll are good things Belch, fart and scratch all ya want It's a matter of national security Dad always said, "We need more folks a bein' dangerous." Something to brag about at the office To see if there really is a god To get to be on Fox TV's "Worlds Greatest Stunts" ..or for that matter, and episode of "Cops" An excuse to buy a really fast sports car or motorcycle You'll be prepared for when aliens attack Guaranteed to get you a prime table without reservations