I happen to know Karate, Jujitsu, Tai-Kwon Doe and several other Chinese words!
My friends may be idiots, but they all think like me.
Take my advice, I'm not using it.
I know everything, I just can't remember it all at once.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Smile, tomorrow will be worse.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
About Me
Name: Greg Engel
Born: Yes
Country: USA
Sex: Not Yet
E-mail: lobotomy42@softhome.net
ICQ: 4223625 (Lobotomy)
Hobbies: Acting, Programming, Reading/Watching Sci-Fi, Acting, Writing (occasionally), Acting, The Web, Collecting (esp. Star Wars), and, of course, Acting :)
Favorite Movies: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, Contact, The Matrix, Radioland Murders, Frequency, It's a Wonderful Life, Jurassic Park
Favorite Books: The Burning Questions of Bingo Brown, The Once and Future King, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy (all five), The Color of Magic (and the rest of Discworld), Huck Finn, Star Wars Books (Just about all of them)
Favorite Games: Space Quest 1-6 (These games ROCK!), Grim Fandango, The Sims, Starcraft, RollerCoaster Tycoon
Favorite TV Shows: Sliders (the good years), Sports Night, Freaks & Geeks, The Wonder Years, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Pinky and the Brain....Wow, not too many in this category.
So, you probably came here because you've enjoyed the site so far and want to know who to thank. Or, you're disgusted with the site and want to know whose living guts should be tactfully spread around various parts of the globe. Well, apart from those wonderful statistics above you, there's a lot more to me. Well, at least somewhat more. A little bit more. Well, anyway, it's not the size that counts...It's the stamina. Errr....wait, that's not right. Hmmm...
Ahem. Well, you probably want me to get to the point. Well, the sad truth is that there is no point. I'm really just rambling on about nothing. But you want to know about me, right? Well, ok then. I'm a vegetarian. I like to act. I like the web and computers as well, although sometimes the latter can be a bit frustrating. Oh, by the way, I guess I should mention I attend Cardinal Gibbons School in Baltimore. I enjoy stupid humor and British humor and weird mixes of both. Oh, and I wish we were all bald, but that's just me.
