"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."

HEY!! If you really want to see a squirrel drinking beer... CLICK HERE!!!

Well...this is my homepage...I suck at making these so if you don't like it then...SCREW OFF!!
I mean, I do, of course, realize that my page is in serious need of work. So, if you can just understand that I never have a clue as to what I am doing on this...maybe we could get along just a tad bit better. Thank you.

If you wanna know more about me...which most of you don't because you think "Why would we wanna know about some freak who has such a retarded homepage??"...soooooo...if you do want to see the inner workings of a psychotic mind and to further your development as a human, go here


GO TO THIS PAGE!!! IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

Please sign my guestbook!! It's sooooo exciting!!
WOOOOO!! Now you can read it too!!

HEY YOU!! WELCOME TO KATIES' CASINO!! Where I only have one game you can play!! yay!!