SPACE stumbles through the bus....*burrrrrrrrrrrp*...."Great show everyone"......he smiles at SKYE....."Hey baby...care to dance for me?"....*smile*.....she winks at him and follows him to his private room on the bus....GERG sways through the bus.....smiling and congratulating everyone on another great show....finally making it to his private room....passing out inside as soon as the door closes behind him....
TASHAL99 kicks on the stereo and begins to shake her beautiful body up and down the bus.....STONE DAGAIN stands and begins to bump and grind with her.....CSC takes quick notice...*growl*......DANGEROUS BLONDE pulls out a deck of cards...."Who's up for strip poker?"....*grin*.......immediately SNOOPS ....TOMCAT.....PURPLE 69 and LEGAL EAGLE join in the card game.....they deal out the cards and begin playing.....first hand LEGAL EAGLE leaps up....."WOW...I've got a pair".......TOMCAT stares...."Damn straight you do"....hahahahahahahaha.........SMOKE sits in the upper deck of the bus....opens the huge sunroof...gazing at the stars....SPLIFF joins him...."Hey dude....how bout a taste of this"....he passes the herbal delight to SMOKE....they toke away....leaving a foggy trail as the bus steers onto Interstate 75N....
The busses continue north...but the once clear sky turns ugly....vicious clouds rolling in....SPLIFF closes the sunroof as hail begins to pelt the busses.....SCRUFF quickens the pace....hopin to perhaps outrun the storm.....
Suddenly a band of tornados spring up.....fueled by El Nino...the people on both busses become tense as one tornado heads towards them.....MISS KITTY in the second bus snaps pics frantically....the tornado ripping up trees as it approaches.....both SCRUFF and STARMAN hit the gas....giving it all they've got.....
The tornado skips past the lead bus....shaking it violently....then suddenly it sucks up the second bus....carrying it off into the night sky.....everyone in the lead bus gasps at the bus fades out of sight......DD rushes to GERG's private room...."Wake up...we just lost the second bus and all the passengers"....GERG peeks out the door...."WE WHAT????"......he charges over bursting into SPACE's room.....SKYE half nekkid and grinding on his lap.....GERG smiles.....*burrrrrp*...."Dude....slight problem...we just lost the other bus to El Nino".....SPACE sighs with passion as SKYE continues her grinding atop him...."WE WHAT?...isn't that a Latin band?".....*hic*......."No dude....it's a friggin storm....*burrrrp*....what should we do?"......SPACE releases one last moan....."Ok...Ok...have DD order another bus immediately....have someone check our food and alcohol supplies....and then have the Air Force on alert to look for our bus"....*smile*......GERG laughs...."Gotcha...and btw....she dances well don't she"....*smile*...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GERG walks back to DD...."Ok sweetie.....call the brokers....order us another customized bus quick....and see if you can round us up some more tour people"....DD hurriedly pulls out her cell phone and begins making the arrangements......GERG and SPACE stagger to the make shift bar and start serving drinks to calm everyone down.....SCRUFF still speeding down the highway to outrun the storm......KIMBERLEY walks among the group in her skimpy bikini....showing off her tan lines and deeeeeeelicious curves.....MTN BABE checkin everyone...making sure the blood levels in everyones alcohol systems isn't too high.....DOC SNOOPS checks on LINDA....hopin she may be in need of a complete physical...*smile*
TJ and T BEAR nervously guide SCRUFF down the highway....heading for the Osceola National Forest....hours pass and the storm fades behind them.....DD sits in the back with cell phone in hand...."Yes...we need another bus pronto....with the same modifications as the others....yes.....a person named TOOLSLINGER will be there to pick it up....and he'll have a crowd with him...so stock it to the hilt"......DD then walks over to GERG...."We're all set sweetie...but I think you're gonna owe me commission on this deal"....*wink*......GERG smiles...."Sure thing....but I'll have to definitely see your portfolio again"....hehehehehehe.....and that said GERG takes her hand and leads her to his private room...for some late night business transactions....*grin*
TJ and T BEAR then motion to SCRUFF.....she steers onto the exit ramp....then moments later turning into the campgrounds.....AYLA hops off the bus.....dashing into the main office......then returns and directs them to their assigned campsite......
Everyone piles off the bus and begins to set up camp.....TASHAL99 sets up the sound system.....SMOKE sets up the temporary bar and beer kegs.....SPLIFF finds a good spot to set up the grill.....KIMBERLEY applies some tanning lotion and stretches out for a moon tan.....so MOONIE happily accommodates her and stretches out atop her.....he smiles....."Now this is a full moon tan"....hehehehehehehe
SPACE wanders off into the woods with LEGAL EAGLE....obviously to file a motion.....of the up/down type....*grin*.....GERG and DD finally emerge from his room and exit the bus.....GERG grins....."MMmmmmmm....gawd I love her stock exchange"....*smile*
TOMCAT begins to play nude twister with PURPLE 69.....HOTREDHEAD and WATCHDOG join in....would seem both gents are definitely hopin for right hand purple or left hand red....*LOL*......COWBOY walks over to SKIMBLE...."Hey darlin....have I ever showed you my brandin iron?"...*wink*.....she grins....takes his hand and they head off into the woods......CYBERMAN sits with PEGGY and ELLE FRESCO...."Ladies...you ever seen my super hero pulsar gun?"...*smile*.....the ladies lick their lips in anticipation of seeing the power pistol...hahahahaha......CRAZY LOVE and LYONESS retire to their tent....she's gonna make him growl with desire....*smile*
XEROX sits near SKOOLY......"I know you're the beer nut inspector...but hey..care to inspect my hard drive?"...*hopin*.....T BEAR climbs atop RINKO's back..."Fly me away lover.....take me to your nest....and if you're real good I'll let you play with mine"...*wink*.....he squawks with delight and goes airbourne quickly......STONE DAGAIN leads TJ to his tent...."Wanna see what us Scots wear under our kilts?".....she winks and whispers...."I hope nothing"...*grin*
Suddenly a horn sounds out....finally the new bus and tour members arrive....most everyone comes out of hiding to greet them...the bus door opens....slowly a stream of people exit.....TOOLSLINGER is the first off....followed by CAROLINE....LYNX...CECE......HISS....then PHIL....SARA...TIGRESS...the lovely SILKIE....the luscious STIMPI ANGEL....SRV....EL TIGRE...SHE WOLF...and BREATHLESS....they are all greeted with kiss's and hugggz.....
GERG and SPACE stumble over....shaking the new gents hands...then they shout...."PANTIE INSPECTION"....*grin*.....the crowd smiles as the arriving ladies proudly raise their skirts.....displaying a wonderous assortment of colors...silk and lace.....GERG..and SPACE nod with delight....."Very nice...mmmmmmmm...very nice".....then the drunken duo take their places behind the make shift bar and begin serving drinks again....everyone drinks...dances and socializes the night away....then finally retiring for the night.....
The sun begins to peek over the horizon.....SPLIFF is the first to awaken...he fires up the grill...then his herbal delight....starts preparing breakfast....GERG peeks from his tent....noticing STIMPI ANGEL and LYNX beginning to jog off in their skimpy tops and shorts....he leaps from his tent in pursuit of the ladies.....not realizing he's nekkid......*smile*....both ladies giggle...."WOW....he's certainly awake this morning"....*grin*
The rest of the group begins to stir.....some heading to the showers...others sippin coffee....savoring the delicious smell of SPLIFF's cooking....SPACE finally emerges from his tent....wearing a silk stocking as a tie....everyone grins wondering what he did last night.....but then SHE WOLF climbs from his tent.....she howls at the sun.....TIGRESS laughs...."Wooooooo hoooooo...you go girl!"
Eventually everyone's awake and ready to start the day.....SPLIFF shouts "BREAKFAST IS SERVED"......all sit and chow down on his delicious cooking.....afterwards PURPLE 69 gets everyone lined up for their morning coed nekkid exercises....she starts them off with toe touches......"1...2...2...2...3...2...dang it MOONIE...touch your toes...not CAROLINE's!.....ok.....everyone on their backs.....we'll do some leg lifts....and you guys up front put those cameras away......*smile*.......alright....I give up......everyone jog in place....and SPACE...you and GERG face front"....*grin*
Finally the exercises are complete...the blood pumping.....everyone goes for some quick showers.....PHIL asks SARA if he can wash her back....*smile*....she giggles...."Well...what are you gonna use for a scrubber?"...*wink*
They all slowly make their way back to the campsite.....everyone begins their preparations for the evening's show....AYLA grabs her cell phone and speaks to the manager of the next bar......"Hello....this is the manager of the Space-n-Gerg Tour....we'll be arriving tonight....wanting to make sure you are ready for us.....and the proper billing has been posted......what?.....yes...they're as crazy as you've heard....and yes....they stay quite drunk....but the shows are the greatest you've ever seen....we'll pack the house for you".......SKYE heads with GERG to his private room......for a bit of make-up duties....*smile*.....although the bus seems to be rockin side to side alot for just putting on make-up.....LEGAL EAGLE is on her cell phone...."Yes....hello.....directory assistance....may I have the number to a local Atlanta bail bondsman?".......SPACE walks into his private room with the delicious CECE.....suddenly the bus rocks more and more....faint sighs and moans of passion creepin from the bus.....everyone outside giggling.....TASHAL99 begins to review her song selections for the evening.....CYBERMAN speaks with BREATHLESS and SILKIE...."So....are you ladies ready for some wildness tonight?.....do you like my cape....like my tights....do ya like super heros????"....*smile*
The hours pass.....morning turns to afternoon.....all seems to be prepared......the adrenaline builds as the time approaches.....all getting excited....for it's time to do another show...another town.....another drunken time.....it's what they live for...hahahahahahhahaha....they begin to pack the busses.....SPACE emerges from his room......a giant smile on his face.....CECE follows closely behind.....her smile even bigger....."Wow.....I'm gonna like this touring stuff alot".....*grin*.......GERG walks out of his room moments later....his make-up wildly painted on his face....SKYE walks out and grins....."MMMMm......some of my best work eh.....and the make-up ain't bad either"...*LOL*.....GERG nods in agreement and winks at her.....he exits the bus...."Everyone....can I have your attention.....we're about ready to head to Atlanta.....we have new friends with us...and I hope everyone will show them the ropes when we arrive at the bar tonight"....
Suddenly from out of the woods walks a dark stranger.....followed by a procession of monkeys....and wildly dancing big hootered blondes.....as he nears the campsite his identity becomes clearer....it's the HIGH PRIEST OF RA.....he approaches the campsite....."Friends....gather round.....let us gather here for a moment of drunkenness.....a moment of hooter gazing.....a moment of wild nekkid dancing....and a moment of silence for the fallen friends that were lost tragically.....I'm sure they are with RA....consuming massive quantities of alcohol.....dancing nekkid in the parks with policemen.....having wild monkey sex while confessing their sins.....they are in good hands....let us bow our heads for a moment of silence....................ALL HAIL RA!.....be well my children".......he then wanders back off into the woods...the monkeys following behind singing SO LET IT BE WRITTEN...SO LET IT BE DONE........they disappear as quickly as they appeared......
SPACE smiles....."Well.....that was fun....hehehehehehe.....ok everyone......on the bus....it's time for another show!!!!"
Everyone piles onto the busses......SCRUFF cranks up the lead bus and closes the door.....TOOLSLINGER readies the second bus......they pull out of the campgrounds and back onto the highway.....off to Atlanta for their show at
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