Monday:
Edward: Now, I promise you that within six months I am going to have that baby away from Jason. And the day I do, his name is going to be changed to Edward Louis Quartermaine II.
Ned: "Sonny" for short.
Tuesday:
Elizabeth to Sarah: Or a blanket dismissal of the possibility that any dark-haired, younger citizen of the world could have any sex appeal or pose any sexual threat whatsoever to an older, blonde person.
Wednesday:
V: I take it from your reaction, Mac is not a surfer.
Felicia: Just a channel surfer. Not even the net.
Thursday:
Emily: You know what I think I'm going to make for Michael? A baby book.
Jason: What's that?
Mike: It's a tiny little book about yea big.
Friday:
Tony: What are you doing here? Your family's over there.
AJ: That's why I'm over here.
Thursday:
Emily: You know what I think I'm going to make for Michael? A baby book.
Jason: What's that?
Mike: It's a tiny little book about yea big.
Monday:
Carly: AJ, just think about it for a minute. We slept together once. That's not how people get pregnant.
A. J.: That's the only way people get pregnant. It's not cumulative like a savings account.
Tuesday:
Lorraine to Carly: Are you nuts? I'm suppoed to jump out of bed for somebody I barely remember except I didn't like her?
Wednesday:
V: A bird.
Jax: Yes, wings. It's a dead give away.
Thursday:
Stefan to Katherine: Oh, Luke, that's better yet. His success rate with me at the moment is zero. I think of him as one of those cartoon characters who's continually setting traps for his enemy and then blowing themselves up.
Friday:
Carly: I'm trying to convince some guy he didn't get me pregnant.
Lorraine: No offense, sweetie, but it's usually the other way around.
Monday:
Carly: AJ, just think about it for a minute. We slept together once. That's not how people get pregnant.
A. J.: That's the only way people get pregnant. It's not cumulative like a savings account.
Monday:
Bobbie: So what if the plane would have been delayed for two hours? Would that have been a sign to go bowling?
Tony: No, two hours is a sign to go to Luke's for cheese fries, I think.
Tuesday:
Elizabeth: Anybody ever tell you, you talk kind of funny?
Nikolas: Yes, frequently. It's called correct English.
Wednesday:
Bobbie: Do you want me to give your suit a light once over when I iron my dress?
Lucky: Hey, it took me a long time to get those wrinkles right where I wanted them.
Thursday:
Jason: Sonny, look... no one's going to clear a shot or plant a bomb. You and Brenda are going to live to cash out. That's my wedding present to you.
Sonny: A lot more useful than china.
Friday:
Guard to Lucky: You're not as smooth as your old man yet.
Guard to Lucky: You're not as smooth as your old man yet.
Monday:
Bobbie: And Lucas is becoming like Lucky Spencer Jr, you know, because they're having this video night so before I left I said, "Oh, Lucas, have you done your homework?"
Felicia: What did he say?
Bobbie: Well, you know, it began with "man" and ended with "man" and somewhere in the middle there was a "lame".
Tuesday:
Elizabeth: And I hear you're really cool.
Mr. Murty: Oh, flattery's always good. Now, how about some honesty?
Elizabeth: There's this guy.
Mr. Murty: I like your style.
Wednesday:
Amy to Carly: Oh, it's an emergency. I didn't realize that. That's different because that's when the surgeon says to somebody in OR, "Hey can you stick your finger in the hole of the guy's brain that I'm operating on so I can go talk to my girlfriend."
Thursday:
Sonny to Brenda: Our last unmarried date because after this it is about sitting at home, fighting over the remote control.
Friday:
Kevin: Oh, by the way, congratulations on the sobriety. It's a hard road, I know, but I have a feeling you'll make it this time.
A. J.: Thank you. And congratulations on your...
Kevin: On my sanity.
Wednesday:
Amy to Carly: Oh, it's an emergency. I didn't realize that. That's different because that's when the surgeon says to somebody in OR, "Hey can you stick your finger in the hole of the guy's brain that I'm operating on so I can go talk to my girlfriend."
Monday:
Stefan to Alexis: That'll teach me to go firing guns in the dark.
Tuesday:
Jax Employee: Do you want to do me a favor? You want to feel really useful, get me a refill on the coffee.
V. Ardanowski: Get it yourself sir. And while you're at it, you can pour it over your head for me.
Wednesday:
Felicia: Tony's actually going to marry Carly? Oh, what's he thinking?
Bobbie: Well, I think this is more about what he's thinking with.
Thursday:
Ruby: And as for you, you're fired.
Elizabeth: What? Oh, no, this cannot be happening.
Lucky: Well, what'd you expect? It's not like you did any work.
Friday:
Lila: Edward, do you ever listen to yourself?
Edward: I'm the only one that does.
Wednesday:
Felicia: Tony's actually going to marry Carly? Oh, what's he thinking?
Bobbie: Well, I think this is more about what he's thinking with.
Monday:
Lucky: Did anyone every tell you that you're a brat?
Elizabeth: My father. He thinks I was switched at birth with his real daughter.
Lucky: That's probably why he went to Bosnia.
Tuesday:
Jax: I thought I'd stop by and see how the first day is going.
Mac: I know you used to hate me, but I thought you got over it.
Wednesday:
Stefan to Nikolas: Well, I'm with Alexis at your favorite hamburger joint.
Thursday:
Brenda: Sonny's the man I love, Edward.
Edward: Then there's no accounting for taste.
Ned: People say that to grandmother all the time.
Friday:
Audrey to Sarah: I will explain that he'll [Nikolas] be nursing another concussion if he doesn't have you home by 11:00.
Friday:
Audrey to Sarah: I will explain that he'll [Nikolas] be nursing another concussion if he doesn't have you home by 11:00.
Monday:
Justus: Why don't you have some champagne too, Edward? It'll wash the taste of your foot right out of your mouth.
Tuesday:
Nikolas: You're Sarah Webber's sister?
Elizabeth: No. She's my sister.
Wednesday:
Sonny: What exactly do you call a sure deal?
Mike: A man offered a deal and I said sure.
Thursday:
Stefan: He [Nikolas] wants to drop his tutors and attend Port Charles High.
Alexis: That's awful. What if he starts to wear his baseball cap backwards? Wear one of those bookbags over his shoulder that ruins his posture? Good grief, he could even start to rollerblade right towards social equality. Downhill.
Friday:
Lucky to Elizabeth: Where have you been, woman?
Thursday:
Stefan: He [Nikolas] wants to drop his tutors and attend Port Charles High.
Alexis: That's awful. What if he starts to wear his baseball cap
backwards? Wear one of those bookbags over his shoulder that ruins his
posture? Good grief, he could even start to rollerblade right towards social
equality. Downhill.
Monday:
Alexis: You'd sell out your own mother for a profit.
Ned: Heck, I'd do that for nothing.
Tuesday:
Robin: How come you never told me the Quartermaines had you arrested?
Jason: Well, they didn't. The police returned me like I was a dog that ran away.
Wednesday:
Robin: (hugging Jason) I was just playing teddy bear.
Mike: Is that what they call it now?
Thursday:
Nikolas to Katherine: The "I just spoke to Stefan Cassadine and boy does my head hurt" look. I see that around the hospital a lot these days.
Friday:
Alan: I am going home now, and I am going to be a family man for the rest of the day. I'm going to tell my father off, I'm going to badger my wife, I'm going to bore my daughter to tears -- you know that sort of thing.
Bobbie: Don't pamper them too much.
Monday:
Alexis: You'd sell out your own mother for a profit.
Ned: Heck, I'd do that for nothing.
Monday:
Luke to Bobbie: I probably saved the world again from the
Cassadines, this time from financial chaos. Shouldn't the
President give me a trophy or a keychain or a free night in
the Lincoln bedroom with the postal worker of my choice?
Tuesday:
Luke to Lucky: But see, at this stage in life, when a
young guy starts to hear that pounding in his head, there's
usually a woman somewhere with a mallet in her hand.
Wednesday:
Luke to Jason: Hey kid. They say you took a bullet in a very tricky spot. No cheese fries for a couple of weeks.
Thursday:
Lucas to Sarah: You're bikini material.
Friday:
Ned: You look great.
Katherine: Well, being verticle makes a difference.
Ned: That depends on the situation.
Monday:
Luke to Bobbie: I probably saved the world again from the
Cassadines, this time from financial chaos. Shouldn't the
President give me a trophy or a keychain or a free night in
the Lincoln bedroom with the postal worker of my choice?
Monday:
Luke: And you'll be standing on the side with the good guys.
Priest: Of which you are?
Luke: In this particular instance, yes.
Tuesday:
Taggart: Good morning. Management asked me to come by and see how you slept.
Jason: Same as always -- on my back with my eyes closed.
Wednesday:
Luke to Brenda: I find disguise is a -- it's a valuable thing. It's sort of my hobby. That and disco dancing.
Thursday:
Bobbie to Luke: But you're different [from Stefan]. You're not deranged. You don't want to take over the world, just the room.
Friday:
Lucky: Since when don't you trust me?
Luke: Since you started acting like a spoiled brat who wasn't invited to the birthday party.
Friday:
Lucky: Since when don't you trust me?
Luke: Since you started acting like a spoiled brat who wasn't invited to the birthday party.
Monday:
Bobbie to Stefan: Luke wants to see you burn in hell,
and I want to light the match.
Tuesday:
Sarah: Well, may the best woman win.
Lucky: Yes! I did it! I win! I'm the best woman!
Wednesday:
Brenda: The police must have been all over you. How did
you get here?
Sonny: Easy. I just called 911.
Thursday:
Jason to Taggert: Okay, I'll make a statement... (into
tape recorder) "You're wasting your time."
Friday:
Luke to Stefan: Is she [Katherine] walking today or are
you 2 still playing roller-nasty?
Friday:
Luke to Stefan: Is she [Katherine] walking today or are
you 2 still playing roller-nasty?
Monday:
Luke: Routine? I invented disco, Barbara, and when it
bored me, I killed it. If you recall, it died a hideous
death. People lined up to stamp the headstone, "Do not
resuscitate."
Tuesday:
Sonny: You don't get it. She [Brenda] stepped out to
the lobby and never came back.
Ned: Doesn't that happen to most everyone you know?
Wednesday:
Lucky: Well, his 7th [symphony] really hits me.
Sarah: Brahms didn't make a 7th.
Lucky: Maybe it was a bootleg.
Thursday:
Bobbie: So does that leave it up to me to try to get it
[Stefan's medallion] away from him?
Luke: Well, you're the one that looks good in a teddy.
Friday:
Sonny: Damn it Spencer! You pick now to get talkative?
Monday:
Luke: Routine? I invented disco, Barbara, and when it
bored me, I killed it. If you recall, it died a hideous
death. People lined up to stamp the headstone, "Do not
resuscitate."
Monday:
Luke: Sounds good. Pick one up [pizza] and a six pack of beer.
Lucky: I need fake ids.
Luke: Oh right! No, I'll get the beer.
Tuesday:
Edward: Nobody in this family knows anything about music.
Ned: Thank you.
Wednesday:
Lucy to Jax: By the way, you were very photogenic in
that picture when you were being arraigned. Sonny never
looks very photogenic, does he, when he's arraigned. He
just looks sinister or something.
Thursday:
Bobbie: Major infatuation, and nobody wants his dad around at a time like that.
Luke: Even me?
Friday:
Luke to Stefan: You'll spoil your appetite for rubber chicken if you keep eating your heart out like that.
Monday:
Luke: Sounds good. Pick one up [pizza] and a six pack of beer.
Lucky: I need fake ids.
Luke: Oh right! No, I'll get the beer.
Monday:
Stefan: Am I boring you?
Alan: I've never thought of you as being particularly entertaining.
Tuesday:
Jason to Taggert: What are you going to do, turn up the thermostat again?
Wednesday:
Stefan: Once again you are in violation of court order.
If you do not leave right away, I'll have you arrested this
time.
Luke: OOh! That will fix me.
Thursday:
Edward: Tell me you didn't knock off a liquor store on the way here.
Jason: Nope. A bank.
Friday:
Luke to Stefan: Sorry, library's closed. Bookworms.
Wednesday:
Stefan: Once again you are in violation of court order.
If you do not leave right away, I'll have you arrested this
time.
Luke: OOh! That will fix me.
Monday:
No LOD was available because GH was pre-empted.
Tuesday:
Alan to Tony: There's a huge contingent of them right in
front of the main entrance, as if our next terrorist is
going to announce himself, "Hello, I'm a terrorist."
Wednesday:
Brenda to Rebecca: Your fine doctor sells drugs to
kids, do you realize that, you idiot!
Thursday:
Luke to Bobbie: I already hung up my tights and my cape,
you know. I'm not interested in saving the world, I
already did that!
Friday:
Taggert: What do I look like, an idiot to you?
Sonny: I'm not going to answer that.
Thursday:
Luke to Bobbie: I already hung up my tights and my cape,
you know. I'm not interested in saving the world, I
already did that!
Monday:
Lucy to Kevin: "Look at him. You know what... maybe
your father is not so strange after all." (then he throws a
stack of papers)
Tuesday:
Edward to the Quartermaines: In my day, we sent them to bed
without any supper... now we cater their therapy sessions.
Wednesday:
Alexis: How come every time I see you, you're always
telling someone you're right.
Luke: White. I said white. She [Bobbie] asked why I'm a
lousy dancer, and I said, "You know I'm white."
Thursday:
Monica to Dorman: Although it might be fun to know that
you're going to spend years and years in jail. You're
such a pretty boy.
Friday
Dorman: Monica, the one thing that you could never be is
stupid.
Monica: I slept with you, didn't I.
Wednesday:
Alexis: How come every time I see you, you're always
telling someone you're right.
Luke: White. I said white. She [Bobbie] asked why I'm a
lousy dancer, and I said, "You know I'm white."
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