The South Park theme song

'You guys, my ass, seriously!'

'No Starvin Marvin that's a bad Starvin Marvin'

'Hey, I'll blow your frickin head off!'

'Weight Gain 4000, it's helping me bulk up'

'Oh! My Carrot Cake!'

'Dolphins are stupid'

Cartman is pissed off in Ethiopia

'Follow your dreams...'

'Get the hell out I said, party's over'!

'You can keep your hands off Fluffy's ass'

'There has to be a Happyburger around here somewhere'

'Screw you Hippie!' (1)

Kenny's opinion

'You're not using any of Fluffy's blood, else I'll kick you in the nuts!'

'No elephant's gonna make love to my Fluffy, Kyle I will kick you in the nuuuuuts!'

'No Kitty this is my corn beef cabbage'

'No Kitty this is my pot pie.

'Why don't you go knit me a sweater, before I slap you in the face!'

'No..more..pie...uhh...uuuhhhh'

'That's for your stupid mother. She made me miss Terrance and Phillip last night!'

'Ants in the pants, Ants in the pa.., ANTS IN THE PANTS!'

'Well, I'm pissed off!'

'If you have to poopoo, don't wipe with poison ivy'

'Excuse me, I'm a lost little boy. Can you help me?........ Well, SCREW YOU TOO!'

'Would you shut the hell up. Nobody gives a rats ass!'

'I..am..so..pissed..off..right now'

Cartman makes a funny noise

'I'm super! Thanks for asking'

'I think you're a big fat piece of crap'

'Sure you guys, whatever'

'When is this gonna be on the air?'

'I think I'm already having withdrawal'

'I would if I could you sonnofa bitch!'