Take 1 sip if...
~ The word "fate" is mentioned.
~ The words "fate" and "Ethan" are in the same sentence.
~ Julian and Ivy, or Julian and Sheridan insult each other.
~ Julian has a glass of some alcoholic beverage in his hands.
~ Charity has a premonition that is true.
~ Kay's scheme fails.
~ Ivy says she'll get Sam Bennett.
~ Pilar tells Ivy "You must not go through with this Mrs. Crane" or something to that effect.
~ Ethan says that Theresa is not in love with him.
~ Gwen says that Theresa IS in love with Ethan.
~ Ethan says, "I know what you mean" or whatever (pertaining to the situation) and then says something totally different than Theresa being in love with him.
~ Tabitha plots to kill Charity and either hurts herself, Timmy or it doesn't work.
~ Eve says the words "dirty little street punk" or something to that effect.
~ Orville is on the verge of saying something about Eve's past but then forgets.
~ Both Sheridan and Luis deny having feelings for the other.
~ Simone wears something ugly or very, very outrageous.
~ Whitney says she's going to be a major tennis star one day.
~ That magazine article is mentioned (Y'all know what I'm talking about!).
~ Timmy wears a very… interesting costume.
Take 2 sips if...
~ You hear Alistair's voice, or see Jessica or Beth.
~ The names Antonio, Martin, Paloma, Noah, Frank, Faith or Fluffy are mentioned.
~ Timmy makes a MarTimmy.
~ There is a flashback or a fantasy sequence.
~ A song you know is playing. (The theme song doesn't count!)
~ There is a date.
Take 3 sips if...
~ Luis and Sheridan hook up.
~ Jesse Metcalfe learns how to act (Sorry Miguel fans!).
~ We see Father Lonigan or the Angel Girl.
~ There is a montage.
~ You hear a reference to a different soap/show (ex. "Days of Our Lives," "Friends," etc.).
~ You learn something new about a character.
~ A new character is introduced.
Start chugging if...
~ Antonio, Paloma or Noah come back.
~ Ethan comes to his senses, then dumps Gwen and hooks up with Theresa.
~ A day goes by in one episode (just like normal time!).
~ Charity, Theresa, and Miguel get a life (Hee hee!).
~ Charity realizes how evil Kay is and gets a backbone.
~ Kay gives up on Miguel.
~ Ivy either gets Sam or gives up on him.
~ Somebody's life is actually NORMAL.
~ Grace and/or Charity get their full memories back.
~ We find out what happened "that night" (Did Sheridan really kill Martin?).
~ The truth comes out that Chad is Whitney and Simone's half brother (can someone say incest… ewww…).
~ We see Fluffy and/or what's in the basement.
~ Charity comes into her full powers and destroys Tabitha.
~ Ethan turns out to be Sam's son.<~~ Note: That's already happened!!!
~ Any of Ethan's sisters come back
~ We find out what happened to TC's leg
~ Reese gets a makeover and Kay falls for him.
~ Tabitha pronounces herbs with a silent 'h' like it's actually supposed to be pronounced. Submitted by Amanda