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First: Middle: Last: Address (City, State): Marital Status: (Married and engaged men need not apply…shame on you!!…Super hot men with boyfriends either) Height: (No one under 5’9”, SORRY…I like to feel protected) Race: Ethnic Background: Birthdate: Job title and description: (If left blank you lose 25 points) Nickname: (The more embarrassing – the more points) Kids: (If yes, would there be ‘Baby Momma Drama???’) Smoker status: How often would you require NOOKIE?: YOUR PREFERENCES Favorite movie: Penis vs Butts: Straight vs Curly: Toned vs Gymrat: Top vs Bottom: Cotton vs Silk: Thong vs Briefs vs Boxer Briefs: Right or left side of bed: Turn Ons : Turn Offs: DEEP THOUGHTS What are your thoughts on the “3-day call rule?” If you were an animal, what would you be? How affectionate are you? (1 prude –10 sex on the jungle gym at local school playground) Best pick up line: What would you pick for your last meal? If you were stranded on an island, what 3 items would you bring? (10 extra points if I am one of them) Would you give $ to a homeless guy? (What if he was drunk?) DEEPER THOUGHTS If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Are you friends with ex’s? (If so should I feel threatened?) When was the last time you went on a date? When was the last time you hooked up? Most embarrassing moment? What is one thing even your friends don’t know about you? Favorite quote? What word best describes you? Thoughts on PDA (if you don’t know what that is, theres no hope for you Are YOU high maintenance? How long was your longest relationship? (Who ended it?) DEEPEST THOUGHTS Views on marriage? Define your perfect guy… What is the dumbest thing you have done for a guy Have you ever cheated? (If so would you do it again?) Would you feel threatened if I made more $ than you? Has a boyfriend ever met your parents? Have you ever lived with someone? How often do you wash your sheets????? What would your ex tell me about you? (Don’t lie, I just might ask him) I’m aware you all have one of these…who do you have a “female crush” on? Size matters: Pint, 40, or Keg (Get it???) BONUS QUESTIONS If two wrongs don’t make a right would three rights make a left? What color are my eyes? FAMOUS LAST WORDS If I were to deny this application…would you move onto my friend? Out of all my suitors, why should I pick you? Do you still think that I am worth all this work?!? Do you have any references that can vouch for you? |