What do we want? "Dave's hair auburn again!" When do we want it? "NOW!"
Some of you may say "Who cares? It's just his hair!" Maybe so,
but we fell in love with that auburn hair! Not blond hair! That blond
hair makes him look...we dunno...less cuddly. Older. We can't help but feel a
little betrayed. It pains us to watch old NewsRadio or KITH episodes and see
that beautiful auburn hair, then see him on Conan O'Brien or Regis and Kathie Lee
touting around that yellow stuff we so despise. And Kathie Lee, telling him it
looks good! Well it doesn't! Sheesh! Now we love Dave, really, we totally are
obsessed with him. And we will support what he does...to a reasonable extent.
This is only hair, but think, what's next? Why did he dye it anyways? One reason
we love him so much is because he's so un-Hollywood. But dying his hair is like
going along with the Hollywood crowd that bleaches and lifts, ect. Are we
supposed to support EVERYTHING he does, no matter what? We have to be honest,
and to be honest, that hair change really worries us. Is he becoming more
Hollywood, like just another shallow actor? This is deeper than hair. It's not
only that it looks bad. Now this is STRICTLY on the pessimistic side, but we may
be losing much more than just Dave's natural hair color.
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