"It's actually a tradgedy for musical theatre."
Actually, we plan to have more than one song here, but right now there's only one, dedicated to Dave's goatee, which is gone now! WOO HOO!. But here it is still, because it's still funny, ta-da!
Shave or I'll Shout- *Sung to the tune of "Twist and Shout".*
1. Well, shave it off, Davie, now.
((Shave it off, Davie))
2. Shave or I'll shout
((Shave or I'll shout))
3. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Davie, now
((C'mon, Davie, now))
4. C'mon get your razor on out
((Razor on out))
5. You used to look so good
((Look so good))
6. You know you DON'T look good now
((No good now))
7. Worse than you knew you could
((Knew you could))
(Repeat lines 1-4)
8. C'mon now, shave it off
((Shave it off))
9. You used to look so fine
((Look so fine))
10. C'mon and shave a little closer now
((A little closer))
11. So that you look like you're mine
12. Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, (scream)
(repeat lines 9-11)
13. Shave it, shave it, shave it, Davie, now
14. Shave it, shave it, shave it, Davie, now
15. Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, (scream)
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