PICKUP LINES

~ I hope you've registered that body with the FBI, 'cause its a lethal weapon.

~ Don't hate me 'cause your beautiful.

~ Haven't I seen you somewhere-like in my wildest dreams?

~ Should I break it to your friend that shes going home alone?

~ I don't know how you got through security, 'cause your the bomb.

~ My feet are getting cold, because you just knocked my socks off.

~ I think my ying just foind its yang.

~  I bet your carrying a rabbits foot, because you just got lucky.

~ I hope you've got a defibrillator in your purse, because you just made my heart stop.

~ You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away.

~ Let me guess...is your middle name - Temptation?

~ I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.

~ It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, because you've got some dangerous curves.

~ Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is "Beautimus Maximus?"

~ Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

~ Let me check the tag on your shirt...just what i thought, made in heaven.

~ You must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.

~ Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Because i can see myself in your pants.

~ Booo boaoa baaaaaaaaaaaoooo  Thats the sound of an ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart.

~ I want to get your plastic surgeons phone number, 'cause i'd like to shake his hand.

~ They should call you WD-40, 'cause you've got some smooth moves.

~ Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

~ I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

~ Pardon me miss, I lost my phone number, could I have yours?

~ If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

~ My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anyway.

~ Do you work for UPS?  I could've sworn you were checking out my package.

~ You must be jamaican, 'cause cha makin' me crazy!

~ Is your name Daisy?  Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

~ I'm feeling a little off today.  Would you like to turn me on?

~ I lost my virginity, can i have yours?

~ Hello.  I am a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

~ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd U and I together.

~ If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

~ Excuse me, Miss.  Do you give head to strangers? (No.)  Well then allow me to introduce myself..

~ Hey baby, lets play house.  You be the door and I'll slam you!!!

~ Hi.  My name is Milk.  i'll do your body good.

~ I like your butt.  Can I wear it as a hat?

~ If you and i were squirrels, could I bust a nut i your hole?

~ There are 265 bones in the human body.  How'd you like one more?

~ Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.

~ If i told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me?

~ I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

~ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!

~ Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from Heaven.

~ Do you sleep on your stomach?  Can I?

~ My name is (his name).  Thats so you know what to scream later.

~ Wanna play war?  I'll lay down and you blow the HELL out of me.

~ That shirts very becoming on you.  Then again, if I were on you, i'd becoming, too.

~ Hey, I'm looking for treasure.  Can I look around your chest?

~ Your bodys VISA.  Its everywhere I want to be.

~ If your right leg was Halloween, and your left Christmas?  Can i eat the Thanksgiving dinner in the middle?

~ Hey baby, if I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

~ Excuse me, I think you have something of mine, my heart!!

~ Want to go back to my place and play Alladin?  I will take you to a whole new world.

~ I'm jealous of that glass, because it gets to touch you lips.