eat your heart out Darwin!
Ogre rules cause he always has the most bad-ass hardware since he sells crack..... But then I've said too much already..
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is my brother.
Various Things that Chris thinks is cool:

Scumbag College - One of the many homes of the "Young Ones". The coolest show until the Simpsons was created.

The Simpsons - I base my whole like on the Simpsons's teachings.

Internet Movie Database - Comprehensive Database of EVERY movie made!

Mic Foley FAQ - Remember Rudy from that aptly named movie - "Rudy"? Well Rudy's a fag compared to the determinatilon of Mic Foley. After the Hell-in-The-Cell match 2, Foley was the leading candidate for Time magazine's Man of the year Award until they eliminated him so the Clinton could win. Jesus Fuckin' Kypton.

The Onion - Hilarious online newspaper of today's important events.

Sean Baby - Everytime I want to laugh I visit this page.

Scientology - Everytime I want to laugh I visit this page.

MAME - The greatest piece of software ever coded. And it's free! God Bless America!

Mameworld.net - Daily info on the MAME scene

GameCopyWorld - A site to unlock nearly every game or app out there!

Audiogalaxy - Grab MP3's before they get Napstered.

Oh!, And
My UTSA web-site that sucks...

Project Gutenburg - Almost all books written before 1923