CHRIS'S MOVIE PAGE!!! or something..

First off, check out the Phat Matt Movie page for the REAL movie info... Visit it now or you are a bad person.. A very,very, bad person. Shame on you! Or goto the Internet Movie Database for the most <com-pre-hen-sive> information on all movies, past or present. The bulk (if not all) of the stuff on my page was leeched from here..

Wait!! You already visited Floyd's Top 251 Movies of all time right?.... right!??

Yup this page is under heavy construction.. And yes, it blows.. badely.. lot's off spelling errors.. Your not apt to find a page that sucks this much.. In fact after seeing this page people will see me in a different light. .. My parents will pretend not to know who I am, forbide me to use the family name of "Wells", and pretend that I'm an escaped mute, exceptionaly challenged, shaved neaderthal circus performer who still can't spell or write properly without run-on sentences... I'll become a hideous, shunned, wretched freak; emerging from the sewers only at night to scavege food under the cover of darkness...The mere mention of my name will send both the young and ederly screaming for a police man, while the strong-willed feeling bursts of  nauseau and extreme contempt for the revolving-door system of our mental instutiions..   So actually, nothing really unusual.. Alright, I know that was stupid, but it's 3:45 AM, I only had 4 hrs sleep last night, and I gotta work in about 6hrs.. and since I'm a mild insomiac and sleep is a long way off.. I figured I might as well work on this movie page even though my brain is half-cocked.. (hehe..)

Anyway, Instead of focusing on a single actor and movie; I've decided to do my page on 3 of the greatest directors who have ever lived.. Since I live a pretty boring life, and most girls wouldn't piss on my face if my eyebrows were on fire, I have a lot of free time on my hands.. To fill that time I've become a pretty big movie buff.. And without furthur ado, here are (in my opinion) the 3 greatest directors of all time..

1. Stanley Kubrick          (2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove,                                        A Clockwork Orange) 2. Terry Gillliam             (Monty Pythons: The Holy Grail,                                        Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Time Bandits) 3. Tim Burton                (Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Mars Attacks!) The Top 10 Movies you should check out!            #10-6    #5-1 Since Chris has time on his hands, here's his fav movies of 1999. ... and don't forget my favorite movies of 2000!. Other great directors (that you should check out) that didn't quite make the cut were Woody Allen, Alfred Hitchcock, David Lean, Akira Kurosuwa, Oliver Stone, Martin Scorsese and Steven Speilberg.. You should Really check out the work of the these great directors as well!

Take me home! I'm scared!