Rules and Regulations:
		The following Rules and regulations are to be strictly follwed when visiting Turtle and Monkey Productions. Failure to comply with these rules will result in immediate dismissal from the studio.
				The following are strictly prohibited: - Evil Socks (bags and feet will be checked at the main gate) - FFG's (they have been known to be a safety hazard to our male staff) - Old Navy Mascots (visitors are permitted to wear Old Navy attire as long as the mascot or his production team are not involved) - Forks (they have been known to attract FFG's. At T&M Productions, "sporks" are allowed)
	Alien Rule: Turtle and Monkey Productions in association with the AESFFGGPAA (Anti-Evil Sock FFG Green Planet Alien Association) requests that any information regarding a resident of the Green Planet who has been evading Special Agents for awhile now be turned over to authorities at once. Please contact one of the following: Special Agent Quate Bethany (Public Relations, ESR informant) Special Agent Gary Cortman (EEP deciphering) Special Agent Hat (Alien Investingation, PIN keeper) Special Agent Blondie Bear (Alien Investigation, male species {mo-bro})