I think it's about time we investigated the key teacher to the CCHS Honors Geometry Department.

Without a doubt Stuart Duncan Culver, born Stuart Duncan Culver, is an exquisite teacher!

Just ask key hang-outer Matt Hollender or Craig Archer, and they tell you who's totally not in the hurt locker.  Or ask Emily Hollender, Matt's older sibling.  Here is a poem transcribed about Mr. Culver
                Stewie, you're the man.
                Trigonomery
        pre-calcUlus
                Algebra
          geometRy
       probabiliTy
             of Course you know them all
            becaUse you're the man.
how could i not Love mathematics when i've been
    taught by a Veritable chalk dust magnet
      who knows Einstein watching over us all from high upon the wall
        stu's unRecognized genius is discovered in our resulting potential

In case you are slow, this is an acrostic poem.

Here are some key facts that are key in some key way or another about the key Mr. Culver:

• He may or may not enjoy Electromagnetic Staplers.
• The word on the streets is that he likes the internationally known Beatles and had lunch with John Lennon on the 3rd of January 1998
• His wife is named Linda.
• His golf game is "up-to-par" and so his coachability level.
• His favorite Creed album is 'My Own Prism'
• He appears like he is having a good time when his erasers are hidden with a secret clue, in poem form, to find them.
• According to Culver, the best novel is Flatland: A Romance Of Many Dimensions (follow the link)
• Cartwheels are not acceptable in his classroom :(
• The best Triangle is /_\STU.
• For the Spanish, he seems to get a 'kick' out of the formula : 'pie'*r².

In conclusion, Mr. Culver is a witty enigma, that can not be analyzed in 1 page, but a semester of Geometry.  If you can, take his class, or just talk to him in the halls.