I think it's about time we investigated the key teacher to the CCHS Honors Geometry Department.
Without a doubt Stuart Duncan Culver, born Stuart Duncan Culver, is an exquisite teacher!
Just ask key hang-outer Matt Hollender or Craig Archer,
and they tell you who's totally not in the hurt locker.
Or ask Emily Hollender, Matt's older sibling. Here is a poem transcribed about Mr. Culver
Stewie, you're the man.
Trigonomery
pre-calcUlus
Algebra
geometRy
probabiliTy
of Course you know them all
becaUse you're the man.
how could i not Love
mathematics when i've been
taught
by a Veritable chalk dust magnet
who knows Einstein watching over us all from high upon the wall
stu's unRecognized genius is discovered in our resulting potential
In case you are slow, this is an acrostic poem.
Here are some key facts that are key in some key way or another about the key Mr. Culver:
In conclusion, Mr. Culver is a witty enigma, that can not be analyzed in 1 page, but a semester of Geometry. If you can, take his class, or just talk to him in the halls.