Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking ?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives womenwild?
A. Money
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig ?
A: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds
?
A: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common ?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony ?
A. It's not hard.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony ?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony ?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering ?
A: More head room.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common ?
A: They are both used as substitute meat.
Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!
Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't ?
A: A bellybutton!
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts ?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.(EWWWWWWWW)
