Age: 7 or 8 depending on where you look
sex: Male
marital status: single
past crushes: lisa simpson (wanted to marry her)
Father: Clancy "chief" wiggum
mother: Sarah wiggum
grade: 2nd (Ms. Hoover's class)
hair: thin
pets: cat named "mittens"
Favorite food: anything found at school
what he wants to be when he grows up: A principal, a caterpillar, or like his dad
isn't allowed to use: Scissors or the oven
musical instrument: the spoons
sport: Football (special teams, #8)
intelligence level: staggeringly low
what he's best at: sleeping (where he's a viking), and acting