About the Webmaster of
The Ultimate X-Philes’ Site

Name: Jane Doe
Web Name: Poohnminnie, Truztno1
Gender: Female
Current residence: 1700 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Age: 14 (shhhhh…. don’t tell geocities my real age!)
Birthday: Jan. 10
Close Friends: AB, UK, KT (all phellow philes), GH, KH-P, AM, MK, AF, LL, AA, and all of my other homies who hang out and eat lunch w/me, sorry if I left your names out….
People on my *PERMANENT* deathlist: (shhhh... if you're from HP, keep mum about this, or i'll have a lot of pissed people on my tail) Eric B., aron, the techie who got paid for guys + dolls, "Beef Jerky (aka Sidewalk Man)," the original "Punkass," "Neanderthal (aka Cro-Magnon, big hairy guy)," "Crackpot (aka Issac Hanson)," "Curly," Mr. Lassiter, Ms. Kuscenko…. and then my temporary death list goes on and on….

Webmistress's note: this note is here because of all the recent student threats and shootings. My deathlist is just a joke, I'm not actually serious about this. Most of the aforementioned people are actually pretty nice, it's just that they have a tendency to be annoying, thus their names on my "deathlist." In my terms, deathlist means people I dislike/find annoying!!!
Likes: Wall climbing, swimming, rollerblading, track and field, gymnastics, The X-Files (duh), working on this site, sleeping, TV, music (playing and listening), teching (in the booth), etc.
Dislikes: see permanent deathlist.
Why is this page here?: Because I needed a way to use my HTML in an enjoyable situation.
What’s your medical history?: pneumonia, former asthma, oh yeah, did I mention I spent the last 5 years in Rosewood Mental Institution and I was a guinea pig for NIMH, where I met Mrs. Frisby and CSM?
Glass is half-full or half-empty?: the glass is always filled with vodka.
Are you really as self-centered as you sound?: yesiree bob, "it’s always all about you!"
Do you believe in aliens?: maybe.
Do you believe in government conspiracies?: YES, YES, YES!!!!!
Shipper/Non-shipper: Non-shippie. They should NEVER get together. They should continue to flirt, though. It’s funny as hell.
Are you really a nutcase?: No.
Do you own any weapons?: Yeah, I have a javelin in my basement.
Why is this survey/form so damn long?: You wanted to know about me; you got it!
Favorite Bands: Smash mouth, barenaked ladies, third eye blind, etc.
What newspaper do you read?: Wall Street Journal (no joke)
What kind of computer do you have?: my own is a 386 pc clone upgraded to 486DX running on a upgrade to pentium board. 36kbps modem. Netscape communicator 4.5. sound blaster sound system and cd-rom drive(the old one), running on windows 95. Crashes every 30 minutes or so. New computer, IBM aptiva, amd k6 processor, windows 98, 56 modem. Scanner and cd-r
Is this survey ever going to end?: possibly
Recommended books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, Dreamland, by Phil Patton, Rebecca, by Daphne duMaurier

Favorite Eps: Anasazi, The Blessing Way, Paper Clip, Die Hand Die Verlzt, Little Green Men, Dreamland 1+2, Bad Blood, Kill Switch, Terma (sadly, I haven't seen Tunguska), Musings of a CSM, Deep Throat, EBE, Erlenmeyer Flask, Pine Bluff Variant, The Beginning (they should really do something with that hanging thread of plot lines), Two Fathers/One Son... and the list goes on... however, Darin Morgan is funny, but not THAT great (don't hurt me!)

Any other info you want me to add? E-mail questions to tigger246@hotmail.com