Pay more attention to the Disney characters on stage.
Turtles can dance.
Foreign people r-e-q-u-i-r-e s-l-o-w t-a-l-k-i-n-g
No matter how obvious it still needs to be explained.
Being the oldest does not mean being the ugliest.
Living in a log cabin may cause some turtle-like qualities.
If you live in Kentucky your favorite color has to be blue.
White guys can play basketball.
Short guys can play basketball.
Heart surgery=Lots of presents.
You have to have a good sense of humor if your best friends with nick.
Just because your cheekbones are big doesn't mean your ugly.
Looking like a fish can work for some people.
Girls won't like you just because you washed your car.
Corn cobs can be cute.
If you live in Kentucky your favorite color has to be blue.
Eating McDonalds every single day does not make you fat.
The Phantom of the Opera was not old or ugly.
The hair makes the man.
Sunglasses must be worn at all time, even to evening parties, formal affairs, and a night under the stars.
If you pull off your shirt they will scream.
Omigod, we're back again.
Big hoop earings and see-through shirts aren't just for gay guys anymore.
Guys can like the color yellow too.
Howie is cool enough to be your best friend.
Latin and Irish do make a good mix.
Even if I think everyone hates me there is somene out there who thinks I'm God's gift.
Trolls are people too.
Not to mention, trolls are cute people too.
Pubic hairs don't always grow in the pubic area.
For some guys, long hair just doesn't work.
Winking isn't always the best tactic.
Wet tummy=nice tummy.
Sticking out your tounge, no matter how gross, will make someone scream.
You don't have to take off your shirt to make girls like you.
Being blonde does take away from your IQ.
Green is good... but not the color you're wearing.
If it pops up, nip it on the butt.
You don't have to be smart to have girls like you.
You don't have to be nice to have girls like you.
All you need to do to have girls like you is be cute.
The gay guys aren't always the smart ones.
Eating to much pizza may cause the following side effects: Growth of a third nipple.
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