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"When you're the top gunslinger in town everyone takes you on." - Elvis Presley, 1965

The Famous Cheez Hall of Fame

Here are just a few of the cheezy quotes that have come from cheezy celebs:

  • "I just accepted my breasts as a great accessory to every outfit. Who needs a necklace when you have these?"- Jennifer Love Hewitt.
  • "I am a doughnut" Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam.
  • "We do everything together. We even go to the toilet together. We were going to have two toilets built next to each other in the new apartment, but we decided not to." Victoria Adams on how close she is to David Beckham.
  • "I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake" Alyssa Milano.
  • "I was in a restaurant the other night, and all the girls ignored me. It was so annoying" Leonardo Di Caprio.
  • "Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance." Tori Spelling
  • "His butt is smaller than mine. It's awful. I'm supposed to be the girl." Reese Witherspoon on husband Ryan Phillipe's butt.
  • "I think she had a butt implant" Justin from N'Sync about the rumors on Brittney Spears breasts.
  • "The coolest thing about our fans is that they're devoted - but psycho" - Hanson
  • "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an anti-smoking campaign interview
  • "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

Many celebrities have attained their stardom by doing something cheesy. Some celebrities start off their careers as regular types, but become cheesier as time rolls on. Here are some truly unique celebs that have earned (in my book) cheesy status for one reason or another:

 

First on my list is Tammy Fae. She is actually kind of fun, in a quirky, freaky way. I had no idea you could actually put on that much mascara without sealing your eyes shut.

And Jesus said, "The one with the most makeup wins!"

 Next up, my Psychic Friend Dionne. Don't get me wrong, her crooning was fabulous-o in a kitschy elevator music way. Mom used to blast "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" and dance around the kitchen. Once they go psychic they are just cheese.

  

 

 Yes, it's the "King of Infomercials" Ron Popeil. From the Pocket Fisherman to spray-on hair, he is the ultimate cheez peddler! And daw-gone rich too!

 Nothing is bad cheese about Suzanne Sommers. I loved her in Three's Co. and I give her cheese status for having the nerve to squish her thighs together on National TV to sell the Thighmaster. By the way, it's great for removing thigh cheese!

  

 

 Don't get me started on the TV Evangelist cheez. No, religion isn't cheesy - but why do these guys always get caught with their pants down? There is something about preaching one thing and doing another that is VERY cheesy.
   

 Here's a few more celebrity cheeses:
  • Ex-President Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • George Clinton (NO WAY! just kidding)
  • Monica Clinton (uhh)
  • Tonya Harding
  • Orange Juice Simpson
  • Robert Downey, Jr.
  • Pamela Anderson dating Kid Cheez (from rock god to rock geek!)
  • Brian "Kato" Kaelin
  • Porn stars who try to become rock stars
  • The (remaining) kids from Different Strokes

I'm excited to say this list WILL continue to grow as more celebrities earn famous cheese status.

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