HEEZ

Welcome to the King Cheez page! Don't get me wrong,
the King is not bad cheez, he is better categorized as "god-like cheez".
What is extremely cheezy is where you find his image, on place mats,
beach towels and cheap cologne, you name it (I've got it all...cheezy gifts).
Here's some stuff from the shrine:


1. Yes, these are tacky Elvis earrings. No, I haven't worn them.
2. Elvis belt buckle I found on the ground at the
Orange County Swap Meet (if it's yours - finders, keepers).
3. Elvis "jewelry" purchased from a grocery store .50 cent machine.
4. Elvis matches (he was anti-cigarettes) from the Graceland Gift Shop.

Visit the Velvet Elvis Gallery!

ELVIS VS. ELVIS

On the left, it's me at Elvis' Palm Springs home...he's got mail.
(Okay, we weren't supposed to be there, but the gate was open!)

Right: me as the King on Halloween (incidently, it is the night
Team Enigma lovingly nicknamed me Elvis)

Sighted in L.A. 1988, "the car, the coat, the license plate, the fact that the car was riding kind of heavy on the driver's side - somehow it all said Elvis".