The Super-Abbreviated Team Enigma Dossier
or
A Thoughtguide for Today's Sloshing Youth
Team Enigma, a pleasure and malevolence club dating back to the mid '80's and up to the mid '90's but seldom actually dating successfully, blended America's two great resources, arrogance and stupidity, into a brackish and volatile lather that never left those it oozed upon uncorroded.
To be Enigmatic, one had to embrace the virtues of vice; one needed mental and physical coloring as bright as any large, expensive parrot; one was required to keep an open throat.
The terrors could be - and were - unexpected, disbalancing and stifling. Sometimes one felt as if he or she was having a sizable comforter endlessly wrapped around his or her head.
The joys, though, the joys... the joys could be - and were - unexpected, disbalancing and stifling. Sometimes one felt as if he or she was having a sizable comforter endlessly wrapped around his or her head. But good.
Today's youth can benefit from a whole-booty steep in the Enigmabroth. Brothers, Sisters! Drink deep ere we deflate, errr, delouse. Deplane? No matter! Drink and drink, drink, drink, drink and DRINK! And SMOKE! Go HOME! And VOMIT! Into your SOCK DRAWER! WAAH-HOO! The SLACKS are coming DOWN NOW!
TO VICTORY!
(names withheld to protect the innocent)
MISSING FROM THIS UGLY ARRAY OF PHOTOS IS FLAMIN' BARRY SHEPHERD. WE ARE CURRENTLY GATHERING HUMILIATING AND SEXY PHOTOS OF HIM AND WILL BE POSTING THEM SOMETIME IN THE NEXT YEAR, WHICH IS HOW OFTEN THIS PAGE GETS UPDATED!!!
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