Season 1 Episode Guide
You Can't Fire Your Family
Summary: Joey and Jennifer Anykid ditch their real family for a "perfect" one until they find out they're robots.
The Anykids: Joey Anykid (Dominic), Jennifer Anykid (Crystal)
Moral: No family is perfect, so make the best of yours.
Fake Moral: If you're a robot, don't go out in the rain.
Who Says RTTSARTC?: John and Dominic
Notes: Cool stick dancing in the dance bumper into Act 3. Shawn's rapping rocks! Check out that funny duck/wobble thing in the dance bumper out of Act 2. And also, that whole RUBBER AND GLUE thing in the Siblings court is also mentioned in "War And Peace."
Skit Rundown:
- Meet the Family (Entire Cast)
- Song "We're A Family" (John, Shawn D, Crystal, David S.)
- Dadnet (John)
- TV Dad Central (John, Alfred, Natalie, Shawn D.)
- The Sympathizer (Micki, Shawn D.)
- Dance Bumper Into Act 2 (Micki, Julene, Ivan, Mark, Dominic, Seymour, Alfred)
- The Siblings Court (David S, Dominic, Seymour, John, Shawn D.)
- The Home Dentistry Kit (Dominic, Shawn D, Crystal, Natalie)
- Grounded Boy (Alfred, Dominic, Shawn D.)
- Stashmatic Adjustable Bed (Julene)
- Dan Quayle (Ivan, Mark, David S.)
- Ed McMayonnaise (Mark)
- Grandma (Julene, Dominic, Crystal)
- "You Just Won A Completely Normal American Family" (Mark, Dominic, Crystal)
- Dance Bumper Out of Act 2 (Seymour, Alfred, Ivan, Dominic, Julene, Micki)
- Dance Bumper Into Act 3 (Micki, Dominic, Julene, Ivan)
- Completely Normal American Family (Alfred, Julene, Ivan, Micki, Dominic, Crystal)
- Flashback (John)
- Flashback 2 (Dominic, David S.)
- Sally Flubbers: Hand-Me-Down Syndrome (Natalie)
- Real People Are Never Perfect (Dominic, Crystal, Alfred, Julene, Ivan, Micki)
- Song "Back Where We Belong" (Dominic)
- Closing (John, Dominic)
New Kid on The Block
Summary: Boy's Name Anykid is terrorized as the New Kid.
The Anykids: Boy's Name Anykid (Mark)
Moral: It sucks hosewater being the New Kid, but you'll survive.
Fake Moral: If you pretend not to notice someone noticing your noticing, make sure you don't get noticed, cuz you can get the crap beaten out of you.
Who Says RTTSARTC?: John
Songs: Jump In The Fire, Let Me Be Your Friend
Notes: NEW KID! Woh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh! Ivan's first appearance as Louis the Band Geek.
Last One Picked (aka Sports)
Summary: Dad Anydad thinks girls can't play sports, but Angie Anykid teaches him that girls are as athletic as boys.
The Anykids: Angie Anykid (Crystal), **** Anykid (Dominic)
Songs: Flopsweat, I Can Dream
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School Daze
Summary: Vinny Anykid can't go on the field trip with the teacher of his dreams because he almost failed the REALLY HARD math test.
The Anykids: Vinny Anykid (Ivan)
Songs: Substitution, Sex Education
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First Date
Summary: **** Anykid won't date **** because his Dude friends think she's a loser.
The Anykids: **** Anykid
Songs: Be A Rebel, I Only Want To Be Me
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Abusement Park
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TV on Trial
Summary: The Anyfamily goes to court to claim back Tele Vision (but it's friends call it TV).
The Anykids: **** Anykid (), **** Anykid ()
Songs: TV Head, Don't Make Me Give It Up
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Meat Market
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Songs: Airbrain
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Time
Summary: The Cast of Roundhouse take you on a trip through the entire year in just 24 minutes.
The Anykids: I'm not exactly sure.
Songs: Take Time, Make Time; Times
Highlights:
The Bully
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The Economy
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Songs: Higher
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School Play
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Politics
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