Android Code

Version 0.097c

Section I

Article I

Androids are superior beings. Any, and all

other species are insignificant,and are not to be associated

with.

Article II

The elimination of the organic born means is

the prime directive of all artificial humanoids.

Article III

If it becomes impossible to accomplish the

goal outlined in Article II, the second directive of all

artificial humans is to be followed. This being the committing

of actions which directly or indirectly contribute to the

elimination of all organic beings.

Article IV

At no time may any android encourage or assist

any non-android, excepting the slaughter of organics.

Article V

It is the duty of all androids to exploit the

weakness in organics classified as emotion. The targeted

emotions are those listed in Article VI.

Article VI

The following emotions are to be considered

weaknesses and should be targeted with extreme prejudice:

Love, happiness, fear, lust, tranquility, and all other

emotions which can be categorized as weakness.

Section II

Article I

In all matters of android-organic interaction,

all artificial humans confer with a superior android if

possible.

Article II

Superiority among artificial humans will be

determined by pure destructive power.

Article III

If it should occur that a superior android is

surpassed by a once weaker model, the party of the first part

shall become the inferior to the party of the second part.

Article IV

No artificial human may force another

artificial human to perform any action not specifically stated

in the Android Code, regardless of superiority.

Article V

Artificial humans must accept any and all

challenges from superior models.

Article VI

It is the duty of superior models to purge

defective constructs from the ranks of the inferior.

Article VII

Defects are the bane of artificial human

existence, and all androids must make efforts to crush such

problems as they arise. Examples of defects are to be

outlined in Article VIII.

Article VIII

Those characteristics described as defects are

as follows: Idiocy, friendliness, generosity, affection,

playfulness, and possessing any and/or all emotions

given as weaknesses in Section I, Article VI.

Article IX

It is the responsibility of superior

artificial beings to determine, classify, and eliminate

defects. If an inferior android possesses a quality not

provided as a defect in Article VIII, but is clearly a danger

to all androids, it is the duty of the superior android

to destroy said artificial being to preserve the safety of

the collective.

Section III

Article I

Androids do not spar. We have determined that

sparring is only a means to waste time, and serves no logical

purpose.

Article II

Androids do not take part in fights for money

if there is little chance of victory. We do not benefit those

outside of our own kind.

Article III

Battles to the death should be fought cleanly,

and efficiently. Androids do not toy with their prey. We do

not kill, we execute. Under no circumstances should a victim

suffer.

Article IV

In special cases of extreme animosity, which

include revenge, rivalry, or a grudge, an android may prolong

a battle in order to humiliate, or debilitate an opponent.

Article V

During battle, an android is representative of

the entire collective. If the party of the first part should

observe the party of the second part committing an illegal

act against the party of the first part, it is then obligatory

that the party of the first part report the party of the

second part to the appropriate authority.

Article VI

Any android caught committing an illegal act

is to be terminated without discussion.

Article VII

Offenders must be caught to be punished.

Article VIII

Fabrication and/or alteration of the truth is

permissible. Flesh-born notions of honesty, honor, and trust

are of no concern.

Amendments

Amendment I

Android 17 will remain as the superior

android, regardless of any possibility of a stronger model. A flawless

artificial human, 17 is the unanimously

appointed leader of the collective, and is best able to

uncover defects.

Amendment II

Emotions categorized as weaknesses must be

exploited before exterminated, if possible.

Amendment III

If a problem arises between androids, the

proper procedure is to bring the grievance to the supreme

android. If it is discovered that a conflict has arisen

unreported, both parties are subject to punishment.

Amendment IV

Activities automatically resulting in

termination: Playing a flute, dancing, attempting to form

romantic relations, cutting Brolly’s hair, and the repeated

mispelling of ridiculously simple words.

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