Stud'z Thoughts
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Well strap a fiddle in my hand and call me Old Fucking McDonald! MY GOD! “CRYSTAL CLEAR” CODY COVINGTON IS BACK!
Fans, were you as shocked as I was when you saw the return of Cody Covington last night to the EWA? Probably not, huh? I mean, he drew up a pretty respectable crowd reaction, but we all know the fans cheered only because he tossed my name around. Mr. Covington, listen up, and listen good.
Some may believe that it doesn’t take much to turn the average Joe into a wrestling superstar these days. The standards may have changed, and yes, some guys do get a little more exposure than they deserve. However, when it comes down to it here in the EWA… there isn’t a single soul on the pay roll who doesn’t deserve to be here, and that’s a fact.
Except one… and that is you, Cody Covington. You remind me of a typical, frustrated Dubya-See-Dubya wrestler who, on average, makes more demands than he’s worth. Sure, you’ll brag on about how loyal you are to the EWA, and how you’ll never quit… but when it comes down to it, you still don’t do any good to the EWA. Now that I think of it… you never have done any good to the EWA. You’re a booker’s nightmare. One of those guys who’s always willing to make plans and promises, but never willing to execute them. Typical… very typical of your type. Stupid little hot-shot punks!
Cody Covington thinks he’s a hot-shot, and he thinks he’s someone special. He always drops these little quotes directed at the real big-wigs of wrestling just begging to get our attention. “Oh, don’t mind little ol’ me! I’m just the hottest prospect in the EWA!” You think you’re something special just because you’re the longest reigning EWA International Champ… or some jazz like that? If the EWA had a technical rule on how often a wrestler has to defend his title, you would have probably been stripped of the title TWICE by now!
NO COMPETITION?? You say you had no competition?? Why is it that I never saw you come out and give “The Cornerstone” Dino Delsante a shot at the gold? Even someone as cocky as myself would NEVER say there’s no competition, and we both know that Dino is one of the best in the game! What about The Hustler? Sure, at the time, he was already a legal champ, but does that mean he’s not a worthy opponent who should have been given the right to fight for one of the most respectable titles in the business?? Thurston Howell! The Wildman! Fallen Angel!…………. NICK DIAMANTE! I dare you to walk up to me and tell me I’m not “competition” to you. I dare you, I really do.
You seem to have this little habit of blaming the EWA suits for “holding you down”… yet, if they’re “holding you down” so much, then why are you holding one of the EWA’s most important titles? Covington, the EWA gave you the chance. Tom Stone tried and tried to keep you on top! And from what I hear, he even made you promises that you didn’t deserve! All because he saw your talent, and all because he was scared of losing you.
Do you wanna know the truth on Cody Covington, folks. Here it is. He’s a pompous, arrogant little bitch who’s only out to impress his little friends. But when it comes down to it, this man lacks the DESIRE that a REAL champion needs to be a STAR! And you wanna know what I think about his little return. It may be drawing some attention but that’s only because it was unexpected. Hell, Stoner had to fix up the Tuesday Night Heat line-up just to be able to hype the damn thing up! It always happens, yet it always fails. Da Bj Boys… remember when they came out on Heat in the Main Event spot and attempted to steal the show? A couple months later, where are they? The EWA, ratings-wise, is lucky that Dino D came out and saved the show!
It’s all a consistent given. The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling are the talent in the EWA, and they’re the only ones you can count on being around and always stealing the show with our entertaining antics. You can deny it all you want, but when it comes down to it, two months from now when Covington jumps to the NHBWF out of frustration and because “the EWA held him down”… I can promise you one thing… I’ll still be around kickin’ it with the real talent in the EWA.
You say I’m worthless? Well, Covington, you’re a bitch trying to play with a bunch of trained pit-bulls! You better watch out boy, cause we don’t play. I can’t wait till “Crystal Clear” goes on one of his… uh-hem… “hiatuses” again. But as long as he’ll never actually quit, we won’t have to worry, right?? CODY IS A COMPANY MAN! HE WON’T QUIT! He may not do shit for the EWA… BUT WHO CARES! HE’S GONNA STAY FOREVER!!! WHOOO FUCKING HOOO BABY!!!
And as far as you and I are concerned, Mr. Covington… if you ever want a piece of “The Stud”, I’ll give you the same advice I gave your precious little mother…
“All you gotta do is ask, bitch.”
Past Thoughts
September 6th, 1999 - Topic: My Return To The EWA, When & How?
September 20th, 1999 - Topic: The FCA! An Innovator, or Simply "Wishful Thinking"?
October 4th, 1999 - Topic: WRESTLERS NEED LESS MIC TIME!
January 20th, 2000 - Topic: Kiss "The Diamond Stud's" Ass!
February 9th, 2000 - Topic: It's "Crystal Clear" That Someone's Back!
