John Hegley



Amen, Surely it should be A Man or Some Men

I need You


I need you like a bully needs to boast. I need you like a ocean needs coast. I need you like a doggy needs a lamppost. I need you like a copper needs a crook. I need you like a cranny needs a nook. I need you like a lookalike needs somebody to look like. I need you like a zoo needs a giraffe. I need you like a psycho needs a path. I need you like King Arthur needed a table, that was more than just a table for one.

I need you like a novel needs a plot I need you like the greedy need a lot. I need you like a hovel needs a certain level of grottiness to qualify. Like acne needs spottiness. I need you, oh yes I do.

Like a calender needs a week. Like a colander needs a leek. Like humans need to seek out what life on Mars is. Like hospitals need vases.

I need you like a kiwi needs a fruit. I need you like a wee-wee needs a root. Out of the body. I need you like Noddy needed small ears. Just for the contast. I need you like bone needs marrow. I need you like straight needs narrow. I need you like the broadest bean needs something else on the plate before it can participate, in what you might describe as a decent meal.

I need you like a cappuccino needs froth. I need you like a candle needs a moth. If it's gunna burn it's wings off.
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