Dad
The "Man of the House"

"Oh, hi."

"I don't care."

Scary Towel-face Man

"Yeah, but they're the Rangers, so you can forget that."

"Jeff-Jeff-Jeff-Jeff.."

"It was a....Bodine!"

"Get out of my kitchen and let me cook."

"There's one wheel on the back of an airplane."

..............

"There's two wheels on the back of an airplane, didn't you know that?"

"I think I scared her away."

"I went pooters 3 times today!"

Denying ever doing the "pooters" voice to Mom or John.

One hell of a guy.
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