- **1/2 Woooohoooo! THE TOXIC AVENGER! Well, after you sat through the morbidness of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre I HAVE NO WARNINGS TO HAND OUT HERE! GO RENT THIS! And you know what- STILL LOAD UP ON BEER! You'll laugh yourself silly. It may be categorized as horror in your movie store- BUT DON'T BE MISTAKEN! It's flat out comedy! A nerd named Melvin lands in toxic waste after another prank is pulled on him. He comes out as THE TOXIC AVENGER! Served in comic book fashion! The only movie where bad guys are stuffed into ovens and their heads stuck in milkshake machines! The only super hero you'll hear say, "Fuck!!!!" or have wild sex with a blind girl! Sound good yet???? Well, if this DOESN'T appeal to your senses, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS PAGE????
DISCLAIMER: I think I was a little drunk or something when I wrote this. It doesn't deserve that much praise. From Dusk Till Dawn does!
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