TROMEO AND JULIET
- *** Only three stars cause you just can't give a movie like this four. It's just against the rules. You wanna idea what it's like? Well, it's made by the woefully perverted Troma team. They made such greats as The Toxic Avenger, and Bloodsucking Freaks. Let me see, I think they have a movie called Cat Girls in Heat. You getting the picture yet? The classic Shakespeare story is told through the distorted vision of Tromaville- and it has plenty to offer. Juliet has sex with her nurse! Tromeo jerks off to Shakespeare CD-ROM interactive. Well, I won't give away too much more, but I must give you the clear picture- in the opening scene a guy gets shot in the crotch, and the movie features the appearance of a 3 foot penis monster. Includes a cameo by the Toxic Avenger. You just gotta laugh at this stuff. I'm sorry. WARNING: Not for the faint hearted.

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