Hi!...... I know that this page sucks, but this is something I threw together at the last minute.
This is my introduction page, directly off of the front door or whatever I'll call it by the time I'm done tweeking with it. To tell you the truth fellow web surfer, I had no idea what I was trying to do as a layout for my little spot on the web. But hey, the way I see it is, this web page is kinda like Dr. Frankenstein making monster without any blueprints. Shure it sounds odd, but when you think and imagine Doc and Igor in the lab....
(it's funnier if you read this in a cheesy Dracula acent) Igor! I need parts for the monster! Bring around the bargin bin we got at the funeral home from their going out of business sale.
(Igor is Igor of course)But master, shouldn't we use parts from AC Delco?
AC Delco? AC DELCO?!! Are you kidding me? SCREW THEM!!! Who cares if one leg is shorter than the other. The only brain we got is an adnormal one , which reminds me for that screw up, no spider goulosh for a week!
WHAAAAAA! (sob).
OK, OK. I'll return to what other people call "REALITY" OOOOOO.
When you surf my site and notice that it looks a bit bland and lacks the fancy graphics that others on the web have done, be advised that I live in Toledo, Ohio. The phone lines downright suck for downloading stuff off the web and Geocities servers are not the fastest in the web. So to compensate for the lack of eye candy I have provided brain candy, a form of intellectual humor that borderlines on being of poor taste. Thank you for your patientce.
I have many names which I travel under, such as when I'm on the air at 104.7 WIOT in Toledo Ohio I go by the name of Ron Stryker. When I'm cruising the vastness of cyberspace my handle is Blank Redge, taken from the TV. show "Max Headroom" I liked the character Redge because He was your atypical old fossil, meaning that he dressed and thought in the style of the punk 70's but he was trapped "Twenty minuets into the future...".
My major is broadcasting and if you are thinking to yourself "If his major is broadcasting why is he in this class?" Well that's a very good but redundant question Suzie. The main reason I'm in this class is because I have a slight problem with foreign languages IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU?!!
Here's the part that you've been waiting for...
If you are an employer, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PICK THIS LINK!!!!
Some computer related stuff somewhat boring if you ask me.
Everyone could use a daily affirmation
All my links in all my pages are here
A photo tour of Toledo and Bowling Green State University
this page last updated on July
18th, 2000