Two blondes were working on a house. One who was nailing down siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. The other blond, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

The first blond explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed towards the house, then I'll nail it in!"

The second blond got completely pissed off and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!"

An airline captain was flying with a very pretty new blond stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and the other one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"