There's No Money in Rock and Roll

You make lots of money by getting a job
You make lots of money by being a slob
You make lots of money installing shelves
You make lots of money selling elfs
You make lots of money by being a freak
You make lots of money by taking a leak
You make lots of money robbing banks
You make lots of money filling gas tanks
You make lots of money by blowing leaves
You make lots of money by blowing Steve
You make lots of money by catching a fish
You make lots of money by making a wish
You make lots of money deflaming fires
You make lots of money deflating tires
You make lots of money by modeling for Gap
You make lots of money pouring coffee in your lap
You make lots of money selling oranges by the road
You make lots of money by kissing a toad
You make lots of money by shoveling shit
You make lots of money if you know how to knit
You make lots of money doin' Jack
You make lots of money if you don't got the knack
You make lots of money converting frowns
You make lots of money mowing down clowns

Oh, You make lots of money by selling your soul
It's just too bad there's no money in Rock and Roll....
So get a real job.