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Jokes From Other People

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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
The golfer goes whack oh S#!t and the skydiver goes oh S#!t whack
Submitted by: Unknown
If a man is walking in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Submitted by: Synonymous Virtue
A little boy was put in jail. The boy's mother went to the jail, and asked, "officer what is the charge on my son?"
The officer replied, "He was peeing in the pool!"
The mother said, "Officer, everyone pees in the pool."
The officer replied, "Yeah, but not from the high dive!"
Submitted by: Unknown
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
How many shrinks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change
Submitted by: Josh Cliber
You're mama's so old when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
You're mama's so old she owes Jacob a rock.
You're mama's so old when God said "let there be light" , she hit the switch.
Submitted by: Greg Finney
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said "Disneyland: Left" so they turned around and went home.
Submitted by: Lisa J.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Because he doesn't want anyone to know he has been screwing chickens!
Submitted by: Allison
How do you call a dog that has no legs?
You don't call him you get him.
Submitted by: Carl
Yo mamma so fat, you have to grease the doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through
Submitted by: Unknown
How do you get a one handed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
Submitted by: Chris Terry
How does a blonde moonwalk?
She pulls down her panties and slides her butt across the floor.
Submitted by: Arin
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A one in billion chance of becoming human.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish
Submitted by: Tim
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Your mama's so stupid, she thought that Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
What goes vvvvroom, screech, vvroom, screech, vvvroom screech?
A blonde going through a flashing red light!
Submitted by: Elisabeth
What does instant coffee, and your mom have in common?
They are both ready in 5 minutes!
Submitted by: Nate Clark
What did the blonde say when she was asked if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz?
No but I've been swung around by the tits.

How can you tell if you wifes dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up!

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Submitted by: Jim Bob

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