Jokes From Other People #4

Jokes From Other People

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Yo mama is like a bag of potato chips, she is FREE-TO-LAY.
Submitted by: c' dogg
Q.what did bill clinton say to his wife after they hade sex
A. Be back in 20 minutes
Submitted by: Keith Ludwig
Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom.
Yo mama is so hairy, she got afros on her nipples.
Submitted by: Lu lu
Yo mama is so stupid, you asked her what's for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said, "corn".
Submitted by: Unknown
Why do blondes always keep vaseline with them when wearing a skirt in the winter?
Chaped lips
Submitted by: Unknown
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust!
yo mama's so short, she can hang-glide with a Doritto!
Submitted by: David
Your mama is so ugly, she went to the beach and she was the only one to get a tan.
Submitted by: Jonathan Seabourn
How does a blonde tell what her boyfriend's sperm count is?
If she has to chew or not!
What do you call a smelly brunette? A blond on her head!
Submitted by: Jennifer Steinle
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she wears the same pair underwear for 3 periods in a row.
Submitted by: Scott Bollinger
Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
Submitted by: Johnni Martines
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to committ suicide by jumping off the curb.
There was a blonde and her house caught on fire. She called 911 and they asked her how to get there and she said "Well duh in the big red truck!
Submitted by: Seth Buffington
Why can't a blonde count to 70?
Because by 69 her mouth is full.
Why did the blonde fail the drivers test?
Cause everytime the car stopped she jumped in the back seat.
Submitted by: Danielle
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
Be romantic, caring, devoted, loyal, pleasent to talk to, buy her things, take her out to dinner, treat her like a princess, stay home with her, call her ever day, see her everyday, surprise her with flowers....etc
HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
Show up naked
Submitted by: Mistress Darke
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on roller-skates and people flag her down at the bus stop.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on a yellow shirt, and the children wonder when their school bus got so big.
Submitted by: Becky Bradley
Why do blondes whistle when they're going pee?
So they can remember which lips to wipe!
Submitted by: Sasha

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