Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
Submitted by: Robin & Cynthia
Why was the blonde standing on the roof?
he heard drinks were on the house.
Submitted by: Unknown
You might be a redneck.... if your last words were, "Hey, y'all, watch this"
Submitted by: Candy
THE OUT OF THE BLUE POOPY
THE POOPY THAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS NO TOILET AROUND POOPY!
Submitted by: k-n-s
How did the blonde try to kill the fish? She tried to drown it.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She tried to throw it out the window.
How do you kill a blonde? Throw her mirror out the window.
Why did the blonde have a wooden baby? The carpenter nailed her.
Submitted by: Banana Knut
You might be a redneck if you dry your underwear by your ceiling fan.
Submitted by: curtis yeadon
Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk, white & chunky!
Submitted by: Jennifer
Richard Simmons
Poopy you poop so much, you lose 30 pounds
Submitted by: jared
Your Mama is so fat, G-d said let there be light.
Submitted by: Neil
What do smart blondes and aliens have in common?
There aren't any.
Submitted by: Amy Wall
The blonde was so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.
The blonde was so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Submitted by: Unknown
Why did the blonde jump off a cliff?
To see if her Always with wings could fly.
Submitted by: Sarah Miller
My boss is like a diaper. Always on my ass and mostly full of shit!
Submitted by: KimBo Mcknight
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born they needed a wrecking ball to spank her.
Yo mama's such a slut she's like Sprint, 10 cents a min.
Submitted by: Adam Bestler
You might be a redneck if...
You have a bug zapper inside your house, and it zaps as much as the one outside.
You use a bug zapper as a nite-light.
Submitted by: Unknown
Your mama's so fat she sat on a penny and Abe Lincoln's burgers flew out.
Submitted by: Unknown
Your mama's so fat that when she ordered a water bed they put a
blanket over the Atlantic Ocean!
Submitted by: Chad
You might be a redneck if someone tells you that you got something in your teeth and you take them out to look at it.
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Submitted by: sam
Yo mama's so fat, I took her to the beach and sold shade
Submitted by: unknown
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a durecel and an enegizer battery in the remote to find out which one lasted longer.
Submitted by: unknown
Yo mama's so fat, when she was sun baking, some people walking by
came and rolled her back into the ocean.
Submitted by: Lane Sutherland
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street,
people ask her if she she wants some jelly with her rolls!
Submitted by: Dani Woodyard
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the sun as a gumball!
Submitted by: Anthony
The Particle Poopy
A poopy so small, you're not sure you even poopyed at all.
Submitted by: Andres Guero
I'm so fat, that my boyfriend treats me like a moped, he only rides me when his friends aren't around!
Submitted by: Lisa
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck between two planets.
Submitted by: jack wood
