COMATOSE VEGTABLE HO
(Lyrics: Haney / Music: Cohen, Stepien)

Boom Ba Boombadum ba Boom Boom ba Boombadum Aahoo!

I love my pretty baby
She’s my very kinky bitch
Skin of velvet- eyes of cream- she’s every mans eternal dream
My little sweetie makes me want to scream
Ooooow!
Got me a Comatose Vegetable Ho!
She can’t ever ever say no!
She my Comatose Vegetable Ho!
Yeah she’s so soft to the touch
Because she doesn’t move much
I love my silent slumbering slut
Something wrong with me
I really only like a girl
Who needs a catheter to pee!
Got me a Comatose Vegetable Ho!
She can’t ever ever say no!
She my Comatose Vegetable Ho!

Spoken -I used to fuck dead chicks But you know theres a lot of chaffing involved there- I once banged a retarded girl- lot of drool- lot of drool- that got me in a bit of trouble- Now I mostly stick to impregnating comotose women and selling their babies on the black market- You know- Im not looking for a relation ship- just a fuck budy really and so I think it works out for everyone- I get sex and money- besides- she’s not using her body- so I might as well help myself!

Got me a Comatose Vegetable Ho!
She can’t ever ever say no!
She my Comatose Vegetable Ho!
She’s my incubator girl
I impregnate her with intent to sell
All her babies to the Chinese
When the nurse isn’t lookin
I give my girl a little somethin
I like a little Killbasa with my vegtables
Got me a Comatose Vegetable Ho!
She can’t ever ever say no!
She my Comatose Vegetable Ho!