Phil(feel)- real name? In-Sung - 03/18/99 19:16:59
My URL:http://www.public.coe.edu/~ihwang
My Email:maxmillinium@hotmail.com
F avorite Porn Star: Jackie M. - I can't tell you the last name, or I will get killed.
Favorite Farley Skit: huh?
Chest Size: I use size D... make you happy?
Favorite Blissful Idiots Skit: all of'em... well really don't know.

Comments:
Very cool site. Just surfing around etc..etc.. hummm... well, I like you comedy and stuff you have to say.. huh.... well, again, neto..

Nitespirit - 01/05/99 21:29:42
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Sun setStrip/Arena/5341
My Email:eye666@hotmail.com
Favorite Porn Star: Tinky winky
Favorite Farley Skit: the yellow one
Chest Size: 90
Favorite Blissful Idiots Skit: that other one

Comments:
yes yes you did it again haven't ya?

Grand Imperial Wizard - 12/12/98 20:02:49
My URL:http://members.aol.com/Fez 4Ewe/SheepThrills.html
My Email:Fez4Ewe@aol.com
Favorite Porn Star: Lassie
Favorite Farley Skit: Most
Chest Size: In heat or not?
Favorite Blissful Idiots Skit: I like idiots.

Comments:
All of ewe are kindred spirits!!! I am glad I surfed onto ewer page! It was an eye opener. Really liked the nipple song. It was an udder delight. However, I am offering a tip. Never settle for less then 8.

Bobby Hollywood - 11/26/98 06:05:11
My URL:http://members.aol.com/OHNOTV
< b>My Email:BHollywood@aol.com
Favorite Porn Star: Ron Jeremy
Favorite Farley Skit: uhh.. I don't watch too much Farley
Chest Size: I dunno..
Favorite Blissful Idiots Skit: Haven't seen it.. Send me that shit..

Comments:
What's up Phil.. It's Hollywood.. when you get you ass back down here..Watch my show!!!!Wednesdays at 10:30pm..It is AWEsome..Bobby HollywoodProducer of Oh No! Not Again!

Mike McNamara - 10/28/98 00:52:37
My Email:Freddyfat@hotmail.com
Favorite Porn Star: I don't watch porn you sicko
Favorite Farley Skit: man down by the river
Chest Size: about a 38-40

Comments:
Phil Haney Rules My life with an Iron Fist. He makes me do bazar and unatural things that you can't image! I once had to marry a guy to his right hand! be carful if you are just casually glancing at this site because you will never be the same again and lways beware Phil Haney

10/25/98 11:06:34
Name: Bad BunnyMy URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


MCav - 10/20/98 01:22:27
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ne /myplace76/index.html
My Email:somedude76@yahoo.com
Favorite Porn Star: Monica Lewinsky
Favorite Farley Skit: Schmidts Gay Beer
Chest Size: 1900993883828822 ZZZZZ

Comments:
I'm a nut case!!!! I worship Satan!! I signed your book because I love Satan!! I am in the Cult of The Dibbfbfbr Nioeiujf, JOIN USA!!!!

susy - 10/08/98 01:56:32
Favorite Farley Skit: bennet brouer

Comments:
THIS IS WHAT FARLEY WAS ALL ABOUT! FOOD DRUGS WHORES. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT> MY SWEET SWEET CHRIS WOULD`VE LOVED IT.

Nikki Walsh - 08/18/98 22:49:10
My URL:http://www.geocities.c om/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/3265
My Email:oddball13@juno.com
Favorite Porn Star: Chicks with Dicks part 5
Favorite Farley Skit: "I LIVE IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
Chest Size: You really want to know? 38 C

Comments:
I love you and your little web page here. You indeed rival me in the insanity department. Now I must obtain your immortal soul and suck from it the psychotic powers. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Goddess aka:jackie - 08/14/98 03:37:50
My URL:http://www.rit.edu/~jxm3828
My Email:jxm3828@hotmail.com
Favorite Porn Star: you, of course
Favorite Farley Skit: ummm....
Chest Size: please tell me you know by now

Comments:
oh phil, you are so sexy, oh baby baby. i'm so sorry that you had to spend icky time in a tent with nas-tay hornballs. ah well! you're gonna love college, it's too cool. THERE i signed your book! aw yea. later, sexy. - Jackie

E. "Buzz" Miller - 07/15/98 02:33:37
My Email:joxerspice@yahoo.com
Favorite Porn Star: Traci Lords
Favorite Farley Skit: "you likka da juice"
Chest Size: 99ZZZZZZZZZ.........

Comments:
Go have sex with ya mutha, go have sex with jesus christ you faggot. he's havin sex with his mutha.your not phil your an asshole, go have sex with your mutha!

Sarah - 06/04/98 21:38:42
My Email:sarahls24@aol.com
Favorite Porn Star: Crystal Lake
Favorite Farley Skit: ice-skating with Nancy Kerrigan
Chest Size: 36H

Comments:


Sarah - 06/04/98 21:38:22
My Email:sarahls24@aol.com
Favorite Porn Star: Crystal Lake
Favorite Farley Skit: ice-skating with Nancy Kerrigan
Chest Size: 36H

Comments:


Zorak - 05/13/98 02:56:20
My Email:Zorak@yahoo.com
Favorite Porn Star: Tonya Harding
Favorite Farley Skit: Dancers
Chest Size: 485955565461/2*&

Comments:
I am the lone locust of the apocolipse think of me when you look to the night sky!!!

jam master jay - 04/30/98 00:00:35
My Email:joxerspice@yahoo.com
Favorite Porn Star: Traci Lords
Favorite Farley Skit: van down by the river

Comments:
my mummy used to sing to me " run and catch the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch" . she had the sweetest voice. what will your mummy sing when they find your body?

Doug - 04/27/98 02:30:22
My Email:marwolproducts@toast.net
Favori te Porn Star: Sloppy Joe
Chest Size: 40 DD

Comments:


Liz Valasky - 04/26/98 17:51:09
My URL:http://www.sun.org
My Email:sun@northnet.org
Favorite Porn Star: Phil your my favorite Porn Star
Favorite Farley Skit: Those interviews he used to do on SNL
Chest Size: Thats a little personal.

Comments:
What does chest size have to do with anything. Like you could get a date Phil.

Liz Valasky - 04/26/98 17:38:18
My URL:http://www.sun.org
My Email:sun@northnet.org
Favorite Porn Star: Phil your my favorite Porn Star
Favorite Farley Skit: Those interviews he used to do on SNL
Chest Size: They are bigger then yours

Comments:
What does chest size have to do with anything. Like you could get a date.