Uncle Ned

Here is all of the most perverted writings on the inernet! Some of them are just goofy, others I could be arrested for. Any way their all pretty much penilely oriented, so if you don't have a penis please try to understand. I have an inverted penis, if thats any concideration. All material on this page is copyrighted by My Left Nut Productions. I'm now accepting skits and comedy bits to be posted here. Freaky Phil

"What will I do now? Go to sleep? Pull the pud? We need new pornos! Guess I'm still writing...." - Les Claypool

Skits

Uncle Ned & Roy's Big Mishap
One of the Oringinal Freaky Phil Skits. Written for a school project involving "Why alchohol is bad." Uncle Ned & Roy get trashed, Simon won't give them the car keys- Jesus (aka Dave the Cult Leader.) drops by and shows them the way. (Oh yeah and I rode a fat kid down the street!)

A Very Merry Uncle Ned & Roy Christmas
Simon still believes in Santa Clause, but instead he gets Old Saint Ned and Roydolf - "Have to deliver presents- namly child support to a young lady with whom I left a little present about nine months ago!" Saint Ned gets trashed- rides Roydolph down the street. One of the best. Incorperated into "Scotch."

Uncle Ned & Roy and The Turd
Roy feels constipated, but soon realizes that he's haveing a baby. Uncle Ned argues the logic of this citing that he may have merely sat on him, but they both agree to name him "Turd" under the circumstances. (an audio skit.)

Uncle Ned & Roy and The Shady Lady
Uncle Ned gets a chick at Bartender Bob's. Dave the Cult Leader again lends a helping hand in advice, as things are not always as they appear.

Spontaneous Penile Combustion
Don't Laugh. This is a serious afliction afecting 1 in 10 Americans!

Up Chuck
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Scotch & Korkru
Based on the characters from the screenplay "Scotch." Korkru the Evil Demon Lord has come to claim your soul! Scotch must face a new threat from within...

Scotch & Korkru Go To The Zoo!
Korkru wants to go to the zoo! Scotch is subjected to endless peril at the whim of the temporal entity that controls him.

Scotch & Korkru Go To The Shrink!
Scotch is sick of haveing Korkru in his head, so he decides to get help with his problem. Alas the good doctor can not help for Korkru is intent on haveing ass sex with everything.

Pleasure Snack
A sick adabtation of a classic.

Tunes
Porno Music
Chica Chica Wa Wa! You watch porn? If you do just get that groovy bass line going let it all hang out...

Peanut Breath
Some people really like thier food. Others want to have sex with it.

Skit Sounds
The Christian Armed Coalition:
Now- Jesus. Who should we execute?

Bow!

Uncle Ned & Roy:
Please God Help Me!

Jesus!??

I'm just Gonna have to Ride Ya!

Don't Drink & Ride A Fat Boy Named Roy!

Wacky Forign People: No, no, no- Porno- repeat after me...

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