I see you standing there so pretty with light brown hair
But im to scared to say i want you in every way
She is gorgeous goddess and her panties smell divine
But she is out of my leage so i have another beer
Five or seven lead to three
No i have to pee
Need to set my willy free
I'm so drunk I can't see
Gonna ask out that hot chick
Spontaneious Penile Combustion
Your penis explodes!
Spontaneious Penile Combustion
Your little mind corodes.
Enter a porcilin heaven
Trip on a urinal cake
Pull out my massive johnson
So big you think it's fake
I start peeing peeing peeing
Didnt know there was that much in me
Now I think there something wrong
smoke's coming out my dong
It looks like a penis bong
What the hell is happening
My penis is quivering
Its getting hotter
its getting hotter
its burning!
and hotter
and hotter!
Aaaaaaah!
My Penis Exploded!
My Giant dong is gone!
One min. I had a firm grip on my member
the next I was holding nothing but a pile of ashes
Nothing left to pump
my little guy is gone
he was so long
Never know when it will happen to you
Spontaneious Penile Combustion
Your penis explodes!
Spontaneious Penile Combustion
It's a bloody mess!