The following is a list of rules that have been established to help you see through Ruben's lies and deciet.  These pillars of truth  will help set the groundwork for Ruben's eventual eradication

1.  The "Rypen Scurge" is a real and valid threat to the American way of life. 2.  Ruben Sierra is the Modern Equivelant of the Golden Calf of the Isrealites.  He is a False God Worshiped and Revered By the Uneducated Masses, Yet in reality Simply Made of a Cheap Zinconium Alloy and Disgustingly Fat. 3.  Ruben Sierra is a Cuban Exhile and Communist Infiltraitor, Posing as a Lazy Illiterate Puero RIcan DH. 4. Ruben Sierra is Very Likely the Anti-Christ, Leader of the New World Order, and the Real Son of Sam. 5.  Ruben Sierra is Over Compensating for his Sexual Insecurities  Through the Use of an Incredibley Over Large Glove. 6.  Ruben Sierra has Conspired with the Armies of Darkness to Make Children Ashamed to Play Right Field. 7.  Ruben Sierra's Switch Hitting Not Only Discribes His Batting Preference, But his Sexual One as well. 8.  Ruben Sierra Must be Stopped!!!