Hey, My name's Dani (Danielle Yeager) and you've just stepped inside my mind (Scary, huh?)!!
I graduated from Cambria Heights High School in May of 1997, and I am now a student at Clarion University of Pa in Clarion, Pa. I am a Secondary Education/Social Studies major 'cause I LOVE history.
I'm going to warn you now, I love obsessions, well, at least the whole feeling of being obsessed. Now (as if you care), here are some of my more promenant ones: The old west (Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico), movies (Titanic), reading, The Magnificent Seven (mainly Anthony Starke), and Butch Cassidy (yummy!!). Here are pictures of the last two:
Some of my favorite quotes from TV, movies, books, acquaintances, and other people have been compiled and put below for your reading pleasure.
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~ Connor Kincaid - Slow as molassis on a winter morning.
~ Connor Kincaid - If I reach for the buckle, run like the devil's chasing you!
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~ Anne - Fate does have a perverse love of irony.
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~ Kelsey - One was handsome, one was very handsome, and one was extremely handsome.
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~ Narrator in Angel - Here lies Pecos Tom. He challenged the Angel of Death, and lost. The undertaker in this town had a morbid sense of humor.
~ Angel - I suppose I can't shoot him either?
~ Angel - Are we divorced yet?
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~ Shaw - I should warn you, I do so love ... fruit tarts and fine pasteries.
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~ Isabel - I realized that I was beholden to your brothers. They were very helpful, if you'll recall, and I am going to sleep with each of them too. It's only fair. When I'm finished, I'm going to come out here and shoot you for being so stubborn. Cole? May I have a few minutes of your time?
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~ All by Texas Bill Bender
~ Never ask a man the size of his spread.
~ Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
~ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'!
~ Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.
~ Never try to run a bluff when your poke's empty.
~ Tellin' a man to go to hell and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
~ Trust everyone in the game, but always cut the cards.
~ If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.
~ Some things ain't funny.
~ Don't squat with yer spurs on!
~ Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
~ Nobody never drowned himself in his own sweat.
~ Never lie unless you have to, and if you don't have a damn good lie, stick to the truth.
~ You can't always tell a gunfighter by the way he walks.
~ When you're pickin' a workin' horse, look for one named Screwtail, Stump Sucker, Rat's Ass, Pearly Gates, Liver Pill, or Darlin' Jill. Leave the Champions and Silvers for the show ring.
~ Coolness and a steady nerve will always beat simple quickness. Take yer time and you'll only need to pull the trigger once.
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~ All by Texas Bill Bender
~ You're not being diplomatic just because you put the word "please" in front of "shut the hell up."
~ Most anybody can be a cowboy, but it takes a damn genious to make any money at it.
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~ Narrator in Gambit #4 - Out of the ashes of the old a new legend is born on the streets of New Orleans. A legend used by Creole mothers to frighten bad little children. The dark handsome thief sneaking through the shadows of the night. The thief who tosses lightning from his hands and steals the heart of your girl. The thief. The traitor to all. So goes the legend of ... Gambit.
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~ Ben - The louder you scream, the faster he goes!
~ Me (Dani) - He's just pulling guns out of everywhere!!
~ Me (Dani) - The man can rope!
~ Becky - That could make for some interesting "horseplay!"
~ Jess - Nothing like a hands-on tutorial!
~ Tara - Si, si, said the matador!
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~ ? - God created man, Sam Colt made them equal.
~ Al Capone - You can get more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.
~ Mark Twain - God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board.
~ Mark Twain - Reader, suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
~ Butch Cassidy - I'll never be taken alive.
~ Bat Masterson - We used to file the notch of the hammer till the trigger would pull sweet, which is another way of saying that the blamed gun would pretty near go off if you looked at it.
~ Henry Starr just before being sentanced to hang by the "Hanging Judge", Isaac Charles Parker - Don't try to stare me down, old Nero. I've looked many a better man than you in the eye. Cut out the rot and save your wind for your next victim. If I am a monster, you are a fiend, for I have put only one man to death, while almost as many men have been slaughtered by your jawbone as Samson slew with the jawbone of that other prehistoric ass.
~ John Wesley Hardin - They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true, I only killed one man for snoring.
~ Pat Garrett about Billy the Kid - Those who knew him best will tell you that in his most savage and dangerous moods his face always wore a smile. He ate and laughed, drank and laughed, rode and laughed, talked and laughed, fought and laughed - and killed and laughed.
~ Francois Sagan - A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
~ General George Patton - The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
~ Canada Bill Jones - A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
~ ? - Never chamber a round until you are ready to shoot.
~ ? - Willing compromise is the key to gaining unity.
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~ Peter - My dear, set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier
type. Note the lean silluette, eyes closed by the sun, they're sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both preditor and prey.
~ Josephine - I want one.
~ Peter - Happy hunting.
~ Ringo - I want your blood and I want your souls. And I want them both right now.
~ Doc - I stand corrected, Wyatt, you're an oak.
~ Wyatt - Well, I'll be damned.
~ Doc - You may be, if you get lucky.
~ Billy - You're so drunk, you can't hit nothing. In fact, you're probably seein' double.
~ Doc - I have two guns, one for each of ya.
~ Wyatt - You've been hittin' it awful hard, haven't ya?
~ Doc - Nonsense, I've not yet begun to defile myself.
~ Cactus Johnson - Doc, you outta be in bed, what the hell are you doing this for anyway?
~ Doc - Wyatt Earp is my friend.
~ Cactus Johnson - Hell, I got lots of friends.
~ Doc - I don't.
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~ Cole Younger - Who died and made you ramrod?
~ Jesse - Is it my fault that the only thing I'm good at's robbin' banks?
~ Jesse - I don't believe you've met the rest of the family, meet the twins.
~ Newspaper Reporter - How do I know you're Jesse James?
~ Jesse - That's an impertenant question, you ask another one and I'll send you to hell directly.
~ Frank - Go ahead and hang me, at least my back won't be turned.
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~ Inego Montoya - My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
~ Wesley - As you wish.
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~ Goose and Maverick - I feel the need. The need for speed!
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~ Phoebus - My name's Phoebus, it means 'Sun God'.
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~ Rhett Butler - Frankly, My dear, I don't give a damn.
~ Mammy - It ain't fittin', it just ain't fittin'.
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~ Annabelle - Was that fast? I thought that was fast. Was it?
~ Johnny - Yeah.
~ Annabelle - If I can't touch you, I can touch your shirt and dream.
~ Brett - I figure it's their fault, too, for being on our land before we got here.
~ Brett - I'll kill you. You'll be dead and I'll be happy.
~ Brett - It's just a pair of sixes, if you can beat that then you got me licked, and that's not an entirely unpleasnt prospect.
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~ Kate - All men are bastards.
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~ ? - She turned me into a newt! - Well, I got better.
~ ? - Come back here, I'll bite your legs off!
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~ Methos - It's good to be a myth!
~ Methos - I haven'y felt guilt since the 11th century.
~ Methos - I think they love me!
~ Methos - I'm tougher than I look.
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~ Fergus - You can symbolize with her day and night!
~ Connor - Day and night, you say?!
~ Galen - Listen, listen with your heart. Remember all that you are and all that came before. And hear the Roar!
~ Connor - Through fire with wrath, for our homeland, to the death.
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~ Ezra - A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor.
~ Ezra - When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgement, I'll start doleing out cash.
~ Buck - Seems to me a man would remember an ugly one-eyed coward six and a half feet tall with no hair and a sissy hat.
~ Ezra - Nonsense, I was encumbered by the debris on the floor.
~ Vin - Nice shot, pard.
~ Ezra - Dreadful. I was aiming to kill him, but the mirror was cracked.
~ Ezra - Well, sir, I abhor gambling and, as such, leave nothing to chance.
~ Chris - Lady, I am the bad element.
~ Buck - The wind blew, the clouds parted, and out came the sun!
~ Ezra - Did fine too ... until I attempted to save the soul of the mayor's daughter.
~ Vin - You shoot a cannon pretty well, pard.
~ Ezra - Dreadful. I was trying to hit Anderson.
~ JD - You look awful.
~ Buck - Well, son, that's damn near impossible.
~ Chris - Did he just call me a cowboy, JD?
~ JD - I think he did, Mr. Larabee.
~ Ezra - At least once.
~ Josiah - He hates that.
~ Vin - Hey cowboy, join ya?
~ Ezra - Raised me? Did you say raised me? Come now Mother, you didn't raise me as well as ... as a stray cat raises a litter.
~ Ezra - I'm going back to the jail to find out who hired those men, then I'm going to hunt the bastard down ... and rip his throat out.
~ Buck - Who is this guy?
~ Chris - Nobody. Leave him.
~ Buck - You mind if I just shoot him?
~ Chris - You don't shoot nobody in the back!
~ Vin - Sorry ma'am, wrong room.
~ Chris - Easy, big fella. Folks'll talk.
~ Ezra - I did say, if you work, I'll show you tricks.
~ Ezra - Well, sir, now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgen, you may effect my emmancipation.
~ JD - Huh?
~ Ezra - Let me out!
~ Ezra - Can I interest you in a game of chance?
~ Lucas James - What are your stakes?
~ Ezra - Well, let's just say that if I win and your associates succeed in releasing you, you might just forget to lock the door behind you.
~ Lucas James - And if I win?
~ Ezra - You can kill me.
~ Vin - Like lickin' butter off a knife.
~ Vin - Walks awful graceful, don't he?
~ Ezra - I'm an entertainer.
~ man - Hey, darlin'.
~ Ezra - Not that kind of entertainer.
~ man - Excuse me, Mister, do you by chance sing?
~ Buck - Give us a song, Ezra!
~ Ezra - Lessons will cost you extra.
~ Ezra - So, what's your pleasure, Olivia? How about go fish?
~ Olivia - 5 card stud, deuces are wild.
~ Ezra - What a delightful child!
~ Josiah - Bet ya she wins.
~ JD - Reputation's got to be growed into, sonny. You got yourself a few more years before you qualify.
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