So, you want to find out if you are a retard.... Well you came to the right place!!!!! Take this quiz and find out if you are a retard!! Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instructions: Mark down your answers on a sheet of paper and then go to my answers page

to see if you are a retard!! ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Yes or NO Questions

1. Do you constantly bash your head against the side of the wall?

a) YES b) NO

2. Do you carry on conversations with the trees?

a) YES b) NO

3. Do you like the Spice Girls?

a) YES b) NO

4. Is your drooling an entertainment for your friends?

a) YES b) NO

5. When you wear glasses, do you hold cups up to your eyes and walk around?

a) YES b) NO

Multiple Choice Questions

6. When a crook is trying to break into your house, Do you:

a) Lock the doors and call the police?

b) Walk outside to see who is there?

c) Invite him in for a cup of tea?

7. When a car is about to hit you, Do you:

a) Jump out of its path?

b) Act like a traffic director and tell it to STOP?

c) Lay down in front of it and scream, "They've finally come to take me home!!!!!!!"?

8. When you are hiking at the Grand Canyon, Do you:

a) Walk down the path using trees and rocks to steady yourself?

b) Run down the path and when a few branches hit you in the face, stop and decide to walk?

c) Jump off the side screaming, "I CAN FLY!!"?

9. When you see a crazy man on the street mumbling, "I'm gonna kill him" Do you:

a) Scream and run away?

b) Keep walking pretending you didn't hear him?

c) Ask, WHO?!?

10. Your favorite singing group is:

a) The Wallflowers

b) The Spice Girls

c) HANSON

*all questions were made by me so if you have any suggestions then e-mail me at alexis0540@hotmail.com*

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