Our "Kick Ass" Page

People/Things who kick-ass!
  1. CANADA
  2. Nicholas Lea
  3. Chris Carter
  4. The Ross Dude (you know, our local pot-smoking snowboarder)
  5. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
  6. Homer Simpson
  7. South Park
  8. William B. Davis (Cigarette Smoking Man)
  9. Talking parrots
  10. The Coen brothers (the best screenwriters ever!)
  11. Samuri Pizza Cats
  12. Mr. Bean
  13. Nacho Man
  14. Mad TV
  15. Royal Canadian Air Farce
  16. Cool snowboarding instructors with wicked Aussie accents and platinum blond hair who say you have to be a lazy bugger
  17. Robert Smith of The Cure
  18. John Woo's Once A Thief
  19. Sarah McLachlan
  20. Gillian Anderson
  21. The Lone Gunmen
  22. Leo fans who aren't hyper and obssessed about him and who like our page
  23. Bagpipes
  24. The Rankins
  25. The old Canucks logo, actually the old Canucks (1994 Playoffs, dudes!)
  26. All female hockey players
  27. Hockey goalies
  28. Hockey goalies with platinum blond hair
  29. Our Lady Peace
  30. Damian Rhodes and Ron Tugnutt
  31. Trevor Linden (even though he doesn't play for the Canucks anymore, 'cause some stupid moron, who will remain nameless, sent him off to the New York Islanders)
  32. Oh, what the heck...Hockey in general
  33. Hungarian nose flutes
  34. Callum Keith Rennie
  35. The Kids in the Hall
  36. Red Dwarf
  37. Those tasty german sauces
  38. Take That
  39. The STAR WARS, Indiana Jones, and Back to the Future Trilogies
  40. Due South
  41. This Hour Has 22 Minutes
  42. Keanu Reeves
  43. Ewan McGregor
  44. Jude Law
  45. Liam Neeson
  46. Carrie-Anne Moss

People/Things Who Deserved to be Kicked in the Ass

  1. Leonardo DiCaprio
  2. Leonardo DiCaprio
  3. Leonardo DiCaprio
  4. Hyper Obsessed Leo fans
  5. Preston Manning
  6. Leonardo DiCaprio
  7. Marilyn Manson
  8. Mike Keenan
  9. People who say "Yup" over and over
  10. Americans who stereotype Canadians
  11. Leo DiCaprio
  12. Kate Moss
  13. David Duchovny (How's the smog?)
  14. All female CK models
  15. People who think that they're all that
  16. People who swear constantly
  17. Ice Dance judges
  18. Wayne Gretzky
  19. James Cameron (Traitor!)
  20. Leo DiCaprio
  21. Science teachers
  22. Natasha Henstridge
  23. Sephiroth
  24. Bill Gates
  25. Perverted people
  26. Hanson "Sisters"
  27. Spice Girls
  28. The Backstreet Boys
  29. Leo DiCaprio
  30. Don Cherry
  31. Howard Stern
  32. Stupid Mrs Nugen who used to teach at Renfrew elementary in Vancouver (Retard! Retard!)
  33. Dennis Rodman
  34. Orca Bay, along with their stupid new Canucks "Whale" logo
  35. The Colorado Avalanche
  36. The New Jersey Devils, for insisting that they are still the way better team even after the Ottawa Senators booted out in the first round of the play-offs
  37. Pamela Lee Anderson (Sad, but true)
  38. Gillian Guess (How dumb can she get??? Everyone knows that you are not supposed to have a relationship with someone who's on trial while you're on the jury!) (Sad, but true)
  39. The media who made the Gillian Guess trial so big
  40. Monica Lewinski (Who the hell cares if she and Clinton had an affair!?)
  41. 'N SYNC
  42. Racist people
  43. Leonardo DiCaprio
  44. Leonardo DiCaprio
  45. The bums who cancelled Once A Thief!!! (The show could've improved in the second season, people!!!!!)
  46. Not being able to take all the courses at school that you want to! (But you gotta take so many just to get into a university, damn it!)
  47. Guys who like to screw non-living things

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