Jokes Corner

Scene in a court-room. A prosecuter was questioning a witness in a murder trial.

Q. Could you see him from where you were standing?

A. I could see his head.

Q. And where was his head?

A. Just above his shoulder

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My friend and I were discussing dating one day in our university cafetaria.  "You're not really shy," she said, patting my hand reassuringly. "You're just reserved."

"I know," I sighed, glancing around at all the cute guys in the room. "I just can't wait to find out who I'm reserved for."

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"Do you think you could sunbathe topless in your garden for a change?" a woman asked the young woman next door.

"Why?" asked the neighbour, somewhat puzzled.

"Because it's time my husband mowed the lawn again!"

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As I waited for my wife outside a lingerie store, I saw a woman entering, dragging her five-year-old son with her.  The child, who'd had his fill of shopping, protested, "Mom, do we have to go in here?"

"You said you wanted a little brother, didn't you?" she replied.

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