Ten More Reasons to Become
a Nurse
1. To prove once and for all that you
do
have a strong stomach.
2. You have an overwhelming urge to humiliate
doctors ... or marry them.
3. To prove to everyone that an "A" in high
school chemistry does mean something, after all.
4. White is your color.
5. You blew your chance to become a nun / priest
... at age fourteen!
6. You're a natural-born "night person."
7. You still love to "assist" when playing
doctor.
8. You went to visit a friend in the hospital
... and never left.
9. You flunked out of ballet school.
10. You couldn't get an acting role on ER,
so you opted for the real thing.
""Ain't No Sunshine (On This Shift)"
"Dedicated to the Job I Love"
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?"
"Eight Days A Week" (An Ode to Scheduling)
"Everybody's Talkin' " (An Ode to Visiting
Hours)
"Goin' Out of My Head" (An Ode to Psych
Nursing)
"Hard Day's Night"
"How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?"(An Ode
to Coronary Care Nursing)
"I Could Have Worked All Night"
"I Only Have IVs for You"
"Long Cool Person in a White Scrub"
"Mack the Knife" (An Ode to Surgical Nursing)
"Nurse With No Name" (An Ode to Name Tags)
"Shout (Some Days They Make Me Wanna ...)"
"Sixteen Tons" (An Ode to Lifting Patients)
"Whiter Shade of Pale"
"Yackety Yak (Don't Talk Back)"
and finally,
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
(An Ode to Assistive
Ambulatory Devices)